britches

22 year old English boy, now living in Auckland, NZ.
I want to say that this blog is all deep and meaningful, but it's totally not. At all.

> AIM: britchestumblr
> email: nzznnz@hotmail.com
> twitter: rob_britches

Ming-Na and Jennie Garth in the SAME ADVERT...

Guthy Renker you ARE SPOILING US! You are the most!

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THIS is a Zumba body.

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It's been a while...

How are we all? What happened to Tumblarity? What’s the latest Tumblr-gate? What’s the haps? What. Is. The. 411.?

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Oct
24th

Sat

Alexandra Burke - “Overcome”

Download.

Last year’s X-Factor winner in the UK. Her album leaves you saying “~~Leona Lewis~~ BEYONCE who”?

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…and on the subject of comebacks. I thought I would commemorate my Tumblr comeback with the comeback of a British Girlband. So the story goes:

1998 Siobhan (not pictured) Mutya (not pictured) & Keisha (not pictured) launch to critical acclaim in the UK as a girlband who focus on writing lyrics and not wearing next to nothing to sell records… Their lack of flesh a general fuglyness leads to them being dropped.

2001 - Heidi (pictured - the airbrushed blonde) replaces Siobhan.

2005 - Amelle (pictured - the trailer trash looking bint far left) replaces Mutya

So, the story so far… Only one Original member (those of you that have been paying attention to the first line will know what’s coming next)

2009 - Jade (pictured - the one who isn’t the other two) replaces Keisha and in doing so replaces the last original member.

NOW, I actually am not precious about which face is on the girl singing, I don’t care that not a one of them is an original member. What annoys me is how the Sugababes4.0 have become everything Sugababes1.0 said they would never be. Girls who gyrate and wear hardly any clothes to sell records. Also too, the cover looks like it was made with the profits of Catfights & Spotlights [previous album; flopped; hence replacement of last orignal member], which everyone knows was exactly £7.55.

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@ mabelmoments

Very much so. We live together now. Life is amazing. Many changes, hence my absence. Living in his sub-pent. apt. now, in Central AKL. x o x o

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Britches 2.0 … x o x o

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I’m back B[r]itches.

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Britches v.2.0....

…Coming soon.

WATCH THIS SPACE.

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Aug
14th

Fri

I never apologize! I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.

— Homer Simpson (via bitchville) (via anchors)

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OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, OUTLAST

The Gospel According to Beyonce.

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Beyonce, Kelly and 'the other one who replaced the other ones with the other one'....

…So my boyfriend works for an international airline, and one of his friends recently flew the Children of Destiny long-haul. Beyonce and Kelly were sat in Business… “Michelle can you handle this” was seated in economy. Michelle was in steerage. Poor Michelle. For the record, ‘Shell, you were always my 3rd favourite Destiny’s Child member. Promise.

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Aug
11th

Tue

Jennifer Saunders as Madonna.

From the tour I saw last week, so funny, so accurate: “Every little thing that I try to do to keep up/To get into the groove./Running on the spot baby night and day/No time, for me to put on weight.”

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Me last Saturday, at my boyfriend’s birthday. So I have been MIA for a while now, but it’s because SUCK IT MONKEYS, I’M GOING CORPORATE (I got a nice new career-based job that is a 150% pay rise on my current role. Oh yeah!)

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Aug
1st

Sat

I actually just forgot how old I was for a second there...

…I was all like “Oooh you’re 22, you getting old sister-friend.” And then I remembered I am 23 next month! Fail.

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