britches

I'm sorry, but...

… the person who said ‘The best things in life are FREE’ must have been a bit of a...

Dec 30th

FAO yeachum:

bowlingalleylawyer: britches: your link to ‘Halo’ video is broken. Please fix so I can sing...

Dec 30th

So for the Tumblr Indie Spirit Awards...

…One of the catagories was ‘Best use of animal photos in blog’ - my responce: ...

Dec 30th

FAO yeachum:

your link to ‘Halo’ video is broken. Please fix so I can sing along whilst watching it...

Dec 30th

Just watching the 'Womanizer' video...

…I’m sorry the guy is as much of a ‘Womaizer’ as I am. What. A. Fag. Srsly.

Dec 30th

“Sometimes that mountain you’ve been climbing is just a...”
— CU.

Dec 29th

“Standing in the light of your halo, I got my angel now.”
— Beyonce’s next single,...

Dec 29th

gretchen...i mean britches....stop...

thenewfilosofee: :P  Oh, but you are mistaken. I am Regina George - the Queen Bee. :p xx

Dec 29th

“You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you...”
— AM, ‘You Learn’: I...

Dec 29th

(via counterforce) Yes, Beyonce what did yooooou do?

Dec 29th

Two of the biggest compliments...

…Just given to me: That I am perfect. That I can make “fetch” happen. ...

Dec 29th

My name is Rob...

…And I am an Internet Explorer user. There I said it. Am I ashamed? NO. Am I retro? Yes. Am I...

Dec 29th

I always keep tabs open

lhh: for Britches and SufjansSteven…..hmmmm….but I wonder why…………  Good call x2.

Dec 29th

OMG AND JUST TO CONFIRM...

…I realised the person I reblogged from appears to have the surname Lohan. Just to clarify. I...

Dec 29th

urbanredneck: topbunkdrool: skeetonmischa: Just...

Dec 29th

Being compared to someone's ex

(via whatannoysus)

Dec 29th

Mmm Papi

Dec 29th

According to spam I just received...

sufjanssteven: “anything less than 8 inches is a joke.”

Dec 29th

“Peter: “There’s a message in my cereal, it says...”
— Family Guy once again

Dec 29th

paulprosseda: (via artisticpie) ...

Dec 29th

“Don’t tell me you’re sorry, ‘cos...”
— ‘Take A Bow’

Dec 29th

(via universallychallenged) Pants his in get to want I.

Dec 29th

mikehawk: nechamaelle: I know this totally violates the...

Dec 29th

Time differences:

Delme: Right Mr I'm in bed now.
Me: Gnight you xx
Delme: Sweet dreams x x
Me: It's 2pm here!
Delme: Oh sorry I forget.

Dec 29th

britches on the campaign trail...

…Don’t forget you guys: The Tumblr Indy Spirit Award. Catagories are: Best Original...

Dec 29th

tourepileptic: but daddy i want a …. pygmy hippopotamus! ...

Dec 29th

“I will be: all that you want.”
— LL, new single.

Dec 29th

thoseareturkeys: say it with graffiti  I bet Matt Le Blanc...

Dec 29th

New 'Skins' cast revealed!

Dec 29th

so, i was following your blog because...

(via urbanredneck) ditto. And that person is now in the great abyss of unfollowed

Dec 28th

track4: One of the funniest creations ever.  Agreed.

Dec 28th

I’m sorry. Someone had to say it.

Dec 28th

I need to stop posting at this hour

indieandyy: because no one is on to read any of it. save a few fellow west coast insomniacs.  And...

Dec 28th

My favourite tumblrs [Part 1]

bitchville: These are like my favourites I like watching on my dashboard, in no order. (And you...

Dec 28th

(via ginobambino)

Dec 28th

...because New Zealand is so small, this...

Delme: Where's my xmas present hmmm?
Me: Where's mine?!?
Delme: I sent it!!
Me: Whatever!
Delme: I did!
Me: You dont even have my address!
Delme: Yes I do:
Kiwiville
Hut Number 17
Beachside Avenue
NZ
Me: Hahaha, you must be psychic!
Delme: I am a bit... I don't like to brag about it though

Dec 28th

“If I ever needed to be rescued by a superhero, I’d...”
— Me, to Delme (my future...

Dec 28th

I just had a major "following" cull...

…But if you’re reading this on your dashboard, don’t worry. You survived. I only...

Dec 28th

FAO skylor:

…I read your comment, and just wanted to inform you that that combination is perfectly...

Dec 28th

“I spent a lot of money to look this cheap.”
— Dolly Parton

Dec 28th

(via planettampon)

Dec 28th

“If writing on paper can steal your heart away, just imagine...”
— L-X, ‘The Poet’

Dec 28th

paulprosseda: zev: This is not me.  OMG, I have the most...

Dec 28th

Hunter from 'The Simple Life Goes To...

…Is so beautiful. Like hot body totes, but he’s so freeking cute. The kind of guy then...

Dec 28th

“In my dreams it feels like we’re forty stories tall,...”
— GA, Untouchable.

Dec 28th

Kwanzaa is REAL!!!!!

Dec 28th

you know what's great about menthol...

(via realrealsoft) HAHAHA. OMG, I was with a friend on Saturday night, and a girl came up to us and...

Dec 28th

I have had 20 kisses today...

…No I’m NOT that much of a slut… Well actually I am sometimes… BUT, I am...

Dec 28th

Wanna make out?....

…I am totally in the mood for kissing. Like I don’t want sex. I don’t want your...

Dec 27th

tourepileptic: C’mon, Hermione, let’s go. They’re just here...

Dec 27th

“Are you up for a bit of exit polling?”
— I wish I worked in politics,...

Dec 27th

Singing along to "I Know What Them Girls...

…And realising 2:30 into the song that I don’t know. Nor do I want to. Ewwww vag. I like...

Dec 27th

well well well mr 2008...

tourepileptic: What a year it has been. so this is my first bloggingness (well not really… but I...

Dec 27th

“Uh, hello, ground people? Uh, we, we got a little problem up...”
— This is why I love everything...

Dec 27th

“It seems today, that all you see… Is violence in...”
— Yeah, that’s right....

Dec 27th

“OMG, you know what is funny. I’m only following you...”
— Melinda… I can’t...

Dec 27th

extrafirmhold: HEY - FUCK WAR, do you know what’s more of a...

Dec 27th

tambourineguy: If i was her, i would fall on his penis….im...

Dec 27th

tambourineguy: Yes, many great things in the water  Gays of...

Dec 27th

“That show stopped being funny after Kirstie Alley ate...”
— Peter Griffin on Cheers

Dec 27th

sufjanssteven: “All I need is to find this Libra man!” ...

Dec 27th

MICHAEL LOHAN HAS A BLOG

Dec 27th

almost always.

almostnever: In thinking of current and past relationships, I always felt like I was a fantastic...

Dec 27th

PLEASE DISSEMINATE

mariadiaz: In talking to a few other tumblr people (okay, why do I lie, just one!) we realized we...

Dec 27th

My Favorite Tumblrs of '08

aydreeinkosel: I have seen a couple of people do these so I decided to jump on the wagon. Here...

Dec 27th

I totally want to be someone's Tumblr...

…Reading all the crush-related stuff that regularly goes around, I was thinking how much I...

Dec 27th

noahkai: lhh: hunsonisgroovy: “If Bart can be El...

Dec 27th

aydreeinkosel My beautiful sister, Ames you trashbag.

Dec 27th

Moist.

One of my favourite words. Totes.

Dec 27th

Observations

mabelmoments: Britches could blog a fart and it would have 20 likes in under 10 seconds.  Awww...

Dec 27th

“Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the...”
— The Curious Incident of the...

Dec 27th

lickystickypicky: ah……ahahahahaha (of course I know it’s...

Dec 27th

Last night...

…Went to a SingStar party. Was awesome. Ended up playing I Have Never. Was a bit embarrassing...

Dec 27th

God I am hungover...

…I have been drinking pretty much solidly since mid-December. And my body wants to give up....

Dec 27th

suicideblonde: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones and for...

Dec 26th

Hahaha. Thanks for following my blog so closely. That was...

Dec 26th

What I want right now!

lhh: migueld: lafuguedantoine: Oh! And Britches!  Britches, for me, is in a league of his...

Dec 26th

"This was reblogged into a private...

Uh huh? Really? Srsly? Private? Happy bitching. Maybe when you’re a little bit older and your...

Dec 26th

eating media lunch.

Jeremy: Message for New Zealand?
Guy: Yeah, yeah. John McCain will be a president you can probably name yours.
Jeremy: We've got a prime minister.
Guy: ...whatever works.

Dec 26th

“Baby when it’s love if it’s not rough, it...”
— Tranny GaGa

Dec 26th

thenightdances: twothirty: uppereastside: ...

Dec 26th

potterspoet: oh, britches.  LMAO! They’re NOT MINE....

Dec 26th

Also, too: Harry britches Potter

Dec 26th

“At Christmas time, there’s no need to be...

Dec 26th

Tina Fey named entertainer of the year

Dec 26th

“I kissed a girl and she tasted of penis. What a slut.”
— It was funny at the time.

Dec 26th

“I hope you will be worth what I give up.”
— Santogold

Dec 26th

'Tis the season to get trashed...

…OK so my halo slipped BIG TIME on Christmas Day. And when I say slipped, I actually mean it...

Dec 26th

mabelmoments: via table topping sounds fun

Dec 25th

So I was a ho ho HO this Christamas:

Me: I think I have sunburnt thighs. Ouch.
Not Me: Haha... nah it's probably carpet burn...

Dec 25th

This picture is for anyone who is struggling at a family...

Dec 24th

Family Christmas is almost over...

…Which means it’s time for the BBQ & Pool Party for the rest of the day. OMG, I say...

Dec 24th

Does this make my life sad or awesome?

jonoh: acewepeel: Instead of having real life crushes, I only have Tumblr crushes now. Waaaaa. ...

Dec 24th

britches wishes everyone a merry...

… and to you fabulash, Happy Kwanzaa

Dec 24th

Looking at the House Bunny DVD Joe...

theengineer: there are a couple of troubling signs: There are NO BLURBS from critics on...

Dec 24th

Exciting news....!

realrealsoft: I finally coerced britches into joining the hottumblrs team! You know you’re all as...

Dec 24th

ONE MORE FOLLOWER...

…Will make Christmas magical in the world of britches… Just saying :) And I think I...

Dec 24th

merry fuckin' christmas everyone!

ataaa: it’s christmas in new zealand now so i just wanted to say that i love you all, even if we...

Dec 23rd

Merry Christmas from New Zealand xxx

Dec 23rd

It's half an hour until Christmas Day in...

…And I have a special Christmas picture ready to post. Your only clue is: you’ll see it...

Dec 23rd

I wish there was a Tumblr skanky ho...

…Because coutesy of a reblog, I just got an insight into the musings of a desperate...

Dec 23rd

Sometimes I look at ugly couples and...

lhh: dylicious: (via jonoh) yes ughh…….

Dec 23rd

“Oh my God you guys, remember when I was famous for a...

Dec 23rd

This is such an insult. What did Miss Piggy ever do to...

Dec 23rd

te-amo: 8tania: michaelmcgee: dharrison: The world...

Dec 23rd

What I meant was...

…When someone sees something on your page. Thinks, wow, britches is so funny. And then blogs...

Dec 23rd

“I just changd my facebook status to ‘Tom thinks that...”
— Tom. Of course. Who else. Miss...

Dec 23rd

When two Tumblrs reblog and make it look...

lhh: britches: …I think *you would be very happy together* - and then I wonder if they would be...

Dec 23rd

The pope...

Tom: You heard about the pope?
Me: He said something about fags? I dunno what he said though. You should have a word with him, you're Irish - send him a bitchy message via msn or something.

Dec 23rd

When two Tumblrs reblog and make it look...

…I think *you would be very happy together* - and then I wonder if they would be able to...

Dec 23rd

Sarah Palin chasing me down the street...

lhh: britches: …Is *the* campest thing I have ever imagined. Could you imagine - hockey mom...

Dec 23rd

Sarah Palin chasing me down the street...

…Is *the* campest thing I have ever imagined. Could you imagine - hockey mom gum-shield, red...

Dec 23rd

"I probably shouldn't say this..."

lhh: britches: …But I kinda think the Miley Cyrus song ‘7 Things’ is like, erm, pretty good. I...

Dec 23rd

"I probably shouldn't say this..."

…But I kinda think the Miley Cyrus song ‘7 Things’ is like, erm, pretty good. I...

Dec 23rd

I need help with hottumblrs.

realrealsoft: Are you really grood at finding hot men on tumblr? Are you not a huge dick? Are you...

Dec 23rd

“She’s as Jewish as a bacon sandwich.”
— EastEnders - Well that’s...

Dec 23rd

purplelimts: bandwagonpete: yousoldtheworld: Anderson...

Dec 23rd

“Hit me up with every innuendo, Play me like a new nintendo.”
— The sexiest lyrics I’ve...

Dec 23rd

“Oh God: Chandler is making his sex face.”
— True story: I used to date...

Dec 22nd

““Say it. Say we are Unagi.: “It’s not...”
— Friends, always

Dec 22nd

All I want for Christmas is...

…For someone to listen to ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ and think of me when...

Dec 22nd

Christmas is gay...

…And not the kind of gay I do things with my penis with.

Dec 22nd

peetypassion: Yay Hooray Best use of Live Journal (Official)

Dec 22nd

“hey man, id love to smell ur feet and socks… could...”
— To the guy who just sent me...

Dec 22nd

Dear Ian...

…Since I never give compliments, here is one more: You make very nice cookies. Even if you...

Dec 22nd

“Director? Don’t make me laugh, dear, you...”
— I love Catherine Tate,...

Dec 22nd

being betchy

realrealsoft: reblogging and deleting the source is the tumblr equivalent of sneezing on your hand...

Dec 22nd

I've just been informed...

…There’s another gay guy, also called Rob, who looks exactly like me living in Auckland...

Dec 22nd

I've been talking with a British accent...

sufjanssteven: fabulash: yeachum: shiningstar: This morning, as we were packing up and...

Dec 22nd

“Amy the red-nosed Winehouse, will need a new liver soon.”
— Letterman’s Top 10...

Dec 22nd

Whatever happened to that bell-bottom...

somethingsnarky: Queue Britches: Stop trying to make bell bottoms happen. They’re NEVER going to...

Dec 22nd

more and more and more love!

thenewfilosofee: CAPUCHA- you’re the cutest girl in the world and make me sad i’m 100% okay with...

Dec 22nd

susannaopal: lavenderlines: deadshot:(via entrails) yes...

Dec 21st

When you see pictures of people you used...

…You know what I mean? Like I just looked at a guy’s profile who I was like so in lust...

Dec 21st

So, living in New Zealand...

…”It’s such a beautiful place”, “Lord of the Rings”,...

Dec 21st

Guess who just read their first ever...

…Dummy Schmummy. I iz clever. But only because Mabel told me how to be clever. But still,...

Dec 21st

This is as close to 'festive' as I get,...

… Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any children ? A. Because he only comes once a year,...

Dec 21st

“I don’t need no good advice, I’m already...”
— Girls Aloud, c. 2003

Dec 21st

The following is irrelevant to anyone...

… OOOOH. EMMMM. GEEEEE. PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU JUST READ WHAT I HOPE YOU JUST READ AND ARE...

Dec 21st

I present to you, the definition of 'bad...

… when someone creates a ‘dummies guide’ to something (by the way, thank you...

Dec 21st

I got refused entry from a gay night...

…Because I wasn’t a lesbian. But I totally could have been a lesbian for all they knew....

Dec 21st

My shattered heart has been put back together

Dec 21st

Rob recommends...

mabelmoments: britches: … mabelmoments. FOLLOW NOW. She’s freekin’ awesome! :) Aw Rob, it’s been...

Dec 21st

Gretchen, you are my favourite Tumblr of...

… just to clear up any confusion, you are my first, my last, my everything....

Dec 21st

I'm a bitch

missdreass: I like how I tell someone I’m in a bad mood and they respond “sorry” and that’s the end...

Dec 21st

Rob recommends...

… mabelmoments. FOLLOW NOW. She’s freekin’ awesome! :)

Dec 21st

A conversation about my legs:

Me: I'll wear shorts to show of my pommy white legs.
Not Me: :/
Me: Haha... they're 'exotic' or something.
Not Me: Oh... are they really?
Me: Yeas, of course. They're all the way from the Northern hemisphere. They're from Europe, they're 'continental'.
Not Me: Like scones?
Me: Yes, just like scones. My legs are just like scones.

Dec 21st

It’s so much better than Disney’s remake. The...

Dec 21st

This is what I’m watching. It’s so retro, so...

Dec 21st

A Tumblr Question:

Who were your first followers when you started Tumblr-ing? Mine were: stupidinboston ...

Dec 21st

carmenmariah: via I really think my obsession with Katy...

Dec 21st

Irony:

…How funny that a blog asking people to “Please share original thoughts” is...

Dec 21st

Lube has a very distinct smell. A smell...

(via jonoh) Yes sirree

Dec 21st

Summer:

Summer = BBQs = burgers = fatness = me for the next few months. Bring on the tyre belly! Sexy iz...

Dec 21st

What's your sign?

bebelestrange: marychrist: precis: For real, I want to know. I think it’ll be really...

Dec 21st

“Husband: “My mother is a saint.” Wife:...”
— Tis the season, folks....

Dec 21st

afghanistanbananastand: Umm, cutest Tina pic EVER?  Awww, I...

Dec 21st

I'm watching Fat-so Raven and eating...

…Tis the season, folks.

Dec 21st

“I’m losing my voice, I sound like a tranny.”
— Me, this weekend.

Dec 21st

“You had me at “you’ll do”.”

Dec 21st

tambourineguy: I dont know why everyone i know thinks he’s...

Dec 21st

“If only he’d worn slip-on shoes.”
— CONTEXT: It’s from a UK...

Dec 21st

Dakota Fanning really scares me...

…I’m being serious. She gives me the heeby jeebies.

Dec 21st

“I don’t hate you because you’re fat....”
— Mean Girls.

Dec 20th

this is for you, britches.

Dec 20th

Aniston: "Hurry up" with 'Friends' film

Dec 18th

(via zombienovela) If a series that promotes granny-fucking...

Dec 18th

Also, too.

Dec 18th

Watch

Oh, Nigel[la], you’re filth.

Dec 18th

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ON A FACEBOOK STATUS?!?! It took all...

Dec 18th

Celebrity

Heidi: I had Nicole Kidman at my work the other day.
Me: Urgh. What did sheeeeeeeee want?

Dec 18th

neverknew: cloudymess: you better shape up. cause i need a...

Dec 18th

Hurrah!

Dec 18th

This could be the best picture EVER TAKEN.

Dec 17th

“Without you (my ugly sidekick) to distract people, everyone...”
— Tom, it’s so nice to...

Dec 17th

Listen

missdreass: No Doubt - Spiderwebs  Auto reblog, love ‘beard’

Dec 17th

Don Rickles is so cute...

…If I didn’t already have an amazing Grandad, I would offer him the job.

Dec 17th

When people unfollow me because someone...

…With a note inside the envelope saying “These are balls. You should grow a pair, fag....

Dec 17th

“Remember, if she smokes she pokes.”
— Lois Griffin, Family Guy

Dec 17th

Santa receives parking ticket

Dec 17th

“Trust me Meg, shave a man’s back for him and...”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Dec 17th

Tom Cruise has revealed that he wanted to...

Dec 17th

Jew Man Group

Dec 17th

Really?

ambitionstrikesmoodisright: I just contemplated for 5 minutes whether I should call a boy to my...

Dec 17th

And on the subject of a little junk in...

…Where are all the normal sized gays at? Like if you’re a ‘muscle mary’ as...

Dec 17th

Did I just eat whole large Dominos...

Yes. Yes I did. And I’m still a bit hungry… What? There’s nothing wrong with a...

Dec 17th

I just got invited to a 'civil...

…So I check my events, and there’s an invitation to a gay marriage civil partnership for...

Dec 16th

This is why I don't like gay people:

[Average looking 36yo gay guy via NZDating]: 'come over an [sic] shag"
Me: "No. I'm good. Thanks."
[Average looking 36yo gay guy via NZDating]: "fuck orge hre nt time" [eeeeerm, letter for letter.... WHAT. THE. F. U. C. K? 'ORGE' - DOES HE KNOW I'M WATCHING SHREK RIGHT NOW?!?! OR IS HE JUST A DRUNK, RANDOM RETARD...]

Dec 16th

“So, you’re like… a Malteeser Geezer?”
— Me, talking to a tranny from...

Dec 16th

“Hard Oar”
— I want your t-shirt!

Dec 16th

“Don’t worry, if I’m as hungover as I intend to...”
— Me, on the subject of a...

Dec 16th

Dear Tumblr...

…Please add a ‘that’s hot’ button (Paris Hilton picture optional, not...

Dec 16th

Hey Tumblr

pterodactyls: I am going to map you. Where are you located? (reblog! reblog like the wind!) ...

Dec 16th

““Welcome to DuLoc, Such a perfect town. Here we have...”
— OK, ok, ok…. Maybe just...

Dec 16th

I'm watching Shrek...

…And resisting the temptation to blog quotes… ‘Cos almost every other line from...

Dec 16th

My blog sometimes makes me feel really...

…Like when you post and get redirected to the dashboard, and someone has posted a really...

Dec 16th

Britney's hair

[redacted]: " I'm sure you've got a few wonderful words that I've never heard of that could describe a Britney Spears hairstyle. haha.
Me: "Yes... 'minimal', 'abstract', 'wig'...

Dec 16th

“Yeah, gay Kiwi boys, for the most part, are pretty vapid. ...”
— Me, to [redacted], on my...

Dec 16th

“Some of your words put my English knowledge to the...”
— [redacted], via MSN. Awwww...

Dec 16th

How may people follow you today?

fadychamaa: kari-shma: catskills: 142 - hai! 1729 who said 1729?  I was going to put my...

Dec 16th

“Your search for me returned 137 result(s)”
— Wow. I write about...

Dec 16th

Sometimes I like...

…when I’m on MSN and I’m talking to a particular person… Sometimes, if I...

Dec 16th

mabelmoments: Dear britches Watched Sweeney Todd: the...

Dec 16th

I'm watching Mike Huckerbee's appearance...

….He is such a douche. What a tool. Srsly. And fair play to John Stewart for really just...

Dec 16th

;)

Dec 16th

I want to watch a film...

…on dvd. But can’t decide what the watch. So I put it to you, Tumblrs… What film...

Dec 16th

cropped - my Grandad and my uncle probably don’t want...

Dec 16th

Holy CRAP BALLS, I just saw the...

…It was from the Czech Republic, and was for an anorexia charity. OK, you’re thinking,...

Dec 16th

I miss you Gretchen...

… somethingsnarky is not online.  This makes me do :(  Regina is only half-cool without...

Dec 16th

I just realized...

noahkai: jaimeleighfairbrother: stupidinboston: I have never had a one night stand. Odd. ...

Dec 16th

“I’ve got a new hobby… It’s called scaring...”
— The Pacific Princess doing...

Dec 16th

“So I got home from the pub really drunk, went up to my...”
— Haha. Some obscure stand-up...

Dec 16th

“Forget the dog… Beware of the kids!”
— The funniest sign I saw today.

Dec 16th

“I’ve realised my degree is the answer to a question...”
— Me - upon realising how...

Dec 16th

hoarr: (For Britches)  Yes! Yes! Yes! :)

Dec 16th

“You know what really grinds my gears… that Lindsay...”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Dec 16th

“Feel free to say no to this… But will you shave my...”
— Stewie to Brian, Family Guy

Dec 16th

“Pivot, pivot…. PIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT”
— Ross, Friends

Dec 16th

“Ross: “I need a couch that says “Kids...”
— Friends.

Dec 16th

The Queen Cougar prowls the sidewalk for a young man to...

Dec 16th

DO AS THE COLONEL SAYS!

Dec 16th

Haha. Chick. Haha.

Dec 16th

Dec 16th

Merry Christmas from Girls Aloud faggles!!

Dec 16th

I want Andrew Lincoln to knock and my door and do this to...

Dec 16th

I can’t wait to be an uncle, JUST so I can buy this...

Dec 16th

Prop-8, Shhmop 8.

Dec 16th

Jennifer Lopez cast in romcom 'Plan B'

Dec 16th

Britney and Kevin 'getting back together'

Dec 16th

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: via justjared.buzznet.com  BF.

Dec 16th

“You’re terrible Muriel.”
— One of the ultimate film...

Dec 15th

Rob is watching 'Muriel's Wedding'...

…One of my favourite films ever. Britney had to be followed by something good. And. This. Is....

Dec 15th

A snippet of an AIM coversation...

somethingsnarky: "Why are you reblogging Arrested Development? You've never seen it."
me: "Because I want his seed inside me."

Dec 15th

I started watching it to make jokes on...

…But I actually feel incredibly sorry for Britney. It just comes across like she’s being...

Dec 15th

Britney's dad seems to fancy her a...

…Srsly. “Nice hooker shoes baby” ewwwness.

Dec 15th

“It’s very mumsy… It’s very Katie Holmes.”
— Britney, on an outfit -...

Dec 15th

specialbunny: :D via www.randomtuesday.com

Dec 15th

I'm watching "Britney: I'm Still A Bit...

…Also known as ‘Britney: For The Record’

Dec 15th

suicideblonde: Chekov’s got the moves mudwerks:fruitpie:...

Dec 15th

A retard sends Rob a message...

…I just got sent this: “hey wazzupp!? wat part of england u from? u dont have a ctoney...

Dec 15th

I just can't resist a BritBrit...

…I’ve had the fan on in my room all day cos it’s so hot. And I was on the phone...

Dec 15th

I just read a Tumblr post that was the...

…I’m betting that at least a few fellow Tumblrs will know to which post I am referring. ...

Dec 15th

“Like Dannii Minogue’s face, it isn’t entirely...”
— Haha. Dannii Minogue jokes =...

Dec 15th

22 years old...

…And I just watched Seinfield… for the first time. EVER. I’m like a martian.

Dec 14th

All the single ladies...

…Now put your hands up I can’t wait to hear this song in a club when really drunk. I...

Dec 14th

'Lips'...

…Is the most unsubtle rip-off of a rival’s success since the beginning of time.

Dec 14th

“OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BE KILLED BY A BEAR…. Oh...”
— Homer Simpson, who then...

Dec 14th

Researchers at the University of New South...

Dec 14th

Transvestite robs bank at gunpoint

Dec 14th

I wish Tinkerbell. I wish.

Dec 14th

Because I like to share...

…I really need to back one out.

Dec 14th

Whoa

somethingsnarky: britches: somethingsnarky: That was way cheesy. Sorry, tumblrvrse, no more...

Dec 14th

Whoa

somethingsnarky: That was way cheesy. Sorry, tumblrvrse, no more “that’s so sweet I’ll gag” stories...

Dec 14th

THE BEST NEWS EVER (for me anyways)...

…As of today I am officially a New Zealand resident!! Am so happy! Just thought I’d...

Dec 14th

zombienovela: What I’m currently watching  Jealous....

Dec 13th

“Spin that bottle, Play my game. C’mon over here,...”
— ‘Spin That Bottle’...

Dec 13th

“You’ve got me going You’re oh, so charming”
— I couldn’t have put it...

Dec 13th

Watch

bitchville: ABBA - Take a chance on me  Imagine… Me + Singstar ABBA + wine + this song =...

Dec 13th

This is where I live! This is the beach 5mins walk from my...

Dec 13th

Singstar ABBA...

…I am so effing tempted to buy a Playstation just so I can buy this game. What’s not to...

Dec 13th

Time to confess my Tumblr crushes...

allthiscanbeyours: stupidinboston: albonics: I’m home from the bar and feeling brave, so I’m...

Dec 13th

Grooving to the sounds of...

…Boney M. Pacifica style.

Dec 13th

You can colour my world...

…In sunshine yellow each day.

Dec 13th

Dec 13th

The way I judge the validity of my...

artsystar: ninefruits: Today I am uselss. Look! You get a like and a reblog from me :)

Dec 13th

it is WINE o'clock.

(via migueld) Sounds. Like. A. Plan.

Dec 13th

Gimme a ‘C’, Gimme an ‘A’, Gimme a...

Dec 13th

I'm about to watch 'Death Becomes...

…It’s *camp*-o’clock people!

Dec 13th

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

thekingdom: bitchville: randominternet: 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time…...

Dec 13th

Britney's videos...

…Has anyone else noticed that in the last few videos (except the ‘cartoon’ fiasco,...

Dec 13th

Listen

shiningstar: erinshannon: alla1: Womanizer - Lily Allen, originally by Britney Spears ...

Dec 13th

Watch

OH. MY. GOD. My friend told me about this song tonight. I have NEVER heard this ever. He’s...

Dec 12th

Wacko looks liked he joined in with...

…Unfortunately, since he lives on another planet, he didn’t realise today was Saturday....

Dec 12th

somethingsnarky: The funniest thing I had to write about …...

Dec 12th

Michael Jackson is loose in Beverly Hills

Dec 12th

Tara Reid goes to rehab

Dec 12th

somethingsnarky: (via fuckyeahsharks) Britches, i hope...

Dec 12th

The 'bus girls'...

…They were also talking about one of their friends who listens to conversations of girls he...

Dec 12th

Bus conversations...

…I just got home from Christmas in the Park (which was totally freeking awesome and will get a...

Dec 12th

He’s only saying what everyone else is thinking.

Dec 12th

Someone send me the link to Tumblr...

…I feel like chatting all things Tumblr.

Dec 12th

Me and my best friend on a night out.

Dec 12th

I got a sexy new haircut today...

…I should really take a picture of its awesomeness, but I can’t be arsed. Definition of...

Dec 12th

“Panda was having trouble keeping up with his...

Dec 11th

A panda. Drinking beer. In a bar. For you Gretch...

Dec 11th

Shake that ass, show me whatcha got.

Dec 11th

I ate a whole tin of cinnamon mints...

…My mouth tastes of cinnamon now. Go figure. Who wants to kiss my cinnamon mouth?! Warning,...

Dec 11th

“Paranoid? Well, that just confirms all my suspicions.”
— Jenna Maroney is my home-girl

Dec 11th

Watch

bitchville: Spice Girls - Stop Yes, I know you all want to dance to this song, lol. ...

Dec 11th

catskills: homecoming: stopwhispering: sufjanssteven: You...

Dec 11th

paulprosseda: alphamale: skylor:  grool.

Dec 11th

“They’re from the firm of DateRape, Coke-ington,...”
— Oh Liz Lemon, poooooooor Liz...

Dec 11th

“Jenna: “If that’s true then I’m taking you...”
— 30 Rock

Dec 11th

“Fine. I will try the other location. But frankly, Ladonika,...”
— Kenneth, 30 Rock - naturally.

Dec 11th

inothernews: Mabel my love, this is amusing and depressing...

Dec 11th

“Theeeeeese are spirit fingers.”

Dec 11th

Dear Britches-

specialbunny: It seems the both of us are awake really late. I jsut felt i should say hello. ...

Dec 11th

“I love my diet pills… But I’m not in love with...”
— Evan, R&S

Dec 11th

“Steve’s mum: “You smell funny.” Rick:...”
— R&S,...

Dec 11th

“Britains typically eat 3 meals a day; unlike Americans who...”
— Little Britain USA voice-overs...

Dec 11th