britches

“So how many of the Spice Girls turned you down before you...”
— Ali G, to David Beckham…...

Jan 28th

Watch

Ali G interviews David & Victoria Beckham for charity. (2001 I think.) So funny, and they are...

Jan 28th

FAO: busstopromance

That’s gonna be the first song at my fag wedding. When I realise I’ve made a massive...

Jan 28th

“Now if your dude aint acting right you tell that dude he got...”
— Pussycat Dolls & Missy.

Jan 28th

I wish New Zealand did a version of...

…I would be so up for it. I would so be voted out first… but even so.

Jan 28th

OK, so I was gonna choose Britney...

…But I fear her posts would probably make no sense.

Jan 28th

If you could have one famous person on...

Mine would be Lily Allen. Not because she’s the biggest celeb in the world or anything, but...

Jan 28th

“You kind of look like you should be an English actor or in...”
— [redacted], also known as...

Jan 28th

If yesterday was 'stupidgate'...

…Today is clearly ‘Jessica-did-or-didn’t-get-fat-gate’ or j-gATE, if you...

Jan 28th

There is a tumblr dedicated to tooth...

Wow! Tumblr really has every base covered!

Jan 28th

I seriously lost a follower because of...

blocksonblox: I’m beginning to hate peanut butter more and more.  Peanut butter makes me sick. Your...

Jan 28th

Oh dear, I had not seen those...

…Shame on her face. I still think she might have eaten Mowgli-Baloo-Bageera… that baby...

Jan 28th

I think people have missed the point...

…People aren’t criticising Jessica’s size. They are criticising the fact she looks...

Jan 28th

tourepileptic: I need a Dictaphone so I can have one of those awkward “Can you repeat that so I can...

Jan 28th

“I called that jobless whore at 10am and he didn’t...”
— Hannah, to Melinda, about me!...

Jan 28th

"Lindsay's weight loss caused by...

… Well, that’s a street name for the white stuff I’ve not heard before.

Jan 28th

My final thoughts...

…If you put yourself on a blogging network with how ever many thousands and thousands of users...

Jan 28th

“To the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the...”
— Beyonce, obv.

Jan 28th

I love that BFF used my blog comment...

Touche, douche.

Jan 28th

This is exactly why FaceStalkBook Chat has no place in my...

Jan 28th

“Did I tell you the story about what happened when we watched...”
— Tom. I love you. And NO I am...

Jan 28th

“I wanna make you Holler and hear you scream my name.”
— Spice Girls - after Geri left...

Jan 28th

“Me: “Urgh, Haylie Duff is on my tv. She is pretty much...”
— Exactly Tom, exactly.

Jan 28th

"The average number of sexual partners...

tracylee11: really?  Lifetime?!?!?!?! SHIT! I am a sluttypants. 7 is like a monthly total!...

Jan 28th

“Totes would. He’d have to not speak/sing though....”
— Tom, once more. Of course....

Jan 28th

I just had a telephone interview for a...

…And they’ve invited me in for a proper interview on Monday. Am so excited/nervous....

Jan 28th

sade: Hey now, who are we to say Ricky Martin didn’t live a...

Jan 27th

“…U either bottle it up or flow like a river.”...”
— Srsly, you have to watch the...

Jan 27th

frank-wut: ragetoons: That just happened. I was fucking...

Jan 27th

Watch

OK YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. You know when people make videos on youtube which are basically...

Jan 27th

Watch

Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders spoof ‘Titanic:The Making Of’ Part 3 of 3.

Jan 27th

Watch

Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders spoof ‘Titanic:The Making Of’ Part 2 of 3.

Jan 27th

Watch

Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders spoof ‘Titanic:The Making Of’ Part 1 of 3.

Jan 27th

When in Rome...

Not Me: I stole a big chunk of the Colosseum. Like fist sized!
Me: I wont ask where you hid it. ;)
Not Me: HAHA. Nice.
Me: Not for the guy walking around with a piece of rock up his pooper.
Not Me: I have a man bag Rob. I am at least that gay!
Me: Fag.

Jan 27th

Listen

kapi: For all those who missed yesterday, this gives a good summary of what happened.  O.M.F.G....

Jan 27th

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: (via omg-nowai) omg, anyone...

Jan 27th

I'm bored...

…Someone entertain me somehow.

Jan 27th

Mabel's Disqus for Dummies instructions:...

They work. And I am dumb with computer stuff. Like proper dumb with computer stuff. But they did...

Jan 27th

kapi: Is it safe to come on to tumblr yet?  Only if you’re wearing clothes.

Jan 27th

You're so silly.

Me: Are you still on facebook?
Neil: Yeah. You have been commenting on it for the last three days!!!
Me: What? I mean are you still signed in now? Obviously you still have a profile you divv, I was just horrible to you on it.

Jan 27th

I wouldn't want to receive a nude...

…But I’m a bit sad that nobody would want me to want to receive their nude picture and...

Jan 27th

I'm watching The Pussycat Dolls THS...

…And it’s making me want to get down and dirty on a dancefloor with someone!

Jan 27th

“If you’re not careful, you may not get married AT ALL...”
— Chandler to Ross,...

Jan 27th

Yes. My friend is actually working on Shrek 4. I would kill...

Jan 27th

Alot is not a word.

trainwrecks: allisonjenna: trainwrecks: bowlingalleylawyer: Your local English teacher...

Jan 27th

“If I could take it back, would you still be mine?”
— Kate Winslet, ‘What...

Jan 27th

“Do you think how it could have been sometimes? Do you pray...”
— Kate Winslet, ‘What...

Jan 27th

Watch

Kate Winslet, ‘What If?’ Yes, Kate released a single a few years ago, for a animated...

Jan 27th

paulprosseda: babydeer: (via spookstory)  Giraffe Hilton...

Jan 27th

And thank you to...

lhh & yankeegirl for the new followers! Yazza!

Jan 27th

So my mom just came home

invisible-cities: And I am on webcam with a naked british guy! =D </3  Nudity and the...

Jan 27th

To the EIGHT people who just followed me...

…Thank you, welcome, and hold onto your britches.

Jan 27th

And this is why whenever anyone asks me...

Jan 27th

So it's my two month tumblr anniversary...

…And I have [x]99 followers, and I really want to hit [x]00 by the weekend! So someone,...

Jan 27th

I love stretching!

Jan 26th

“Both ends! Both ends! Hope I’m gonna make it!”
— Liz Lemon on the way to the...

Jan 26th

“Hussein: “Maybe she got fat for media attention”...”
— regarding Jess i-c-a (pie I...

Jan 26th

My uncle bought a set of kitchen...

…And the salesman said they were unbreakable. He said they would last forever. Interesting I...

Jan 26th

While we're on the subject...

mabelmoments: … and britches, Angelina is my girl crush… there i said it.  I’m sure...

Jan 26th

“Hussein: “Maybe she got fat for media attention”...”
— regarding Jess i-c-a (pie I...

Jan 26th

Britches is angered

busstopromance: None shall survive.  You will. The benchmark for surviving the Apocalypse is having...

Jan 26th

chocolatebex: kylene: Is Jessica Simpson starting to get...

Jan 26th

And just to be clear...

…Homosexuality is not a modern concept. For as long as their have been people in the world,...

Jan 26th

CHVNX...

…What a twat. Srsly. And if you see this and call me ‘abnormal’ or whatever I...

Jan 26th

Yowzers! Love is…

Jan 26th

Check out Non Sobriety for the full-length...

Jan 26th

Hold onto your hats '30 Rock' fans, I am...

…MERYL STREEP HAS AGREED TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW. Don’t believe me? Check out nydailynews...

Jan 26th

“Jack: “They have popcorn on the plane.” Liz:...”
— More of 305 ‘30...

Jan 26th

“I wish I had a Princeton reunion right now, wipe that smug...”
— Jack Donaghy, ‘30...

Jan 26th

THIS KIND OF TALK GETS A REBLOG AND AN...

Me: He wasn't good?
Debra: In the middle of it, he got his inhaler.

Jan 26th

Holy crappola...

…C4 (NZ tv station) are advertising 30 Rock and they said: “Starring Alec...

Jan 26th

“You snooze, you lose, to the Jews.”
— Sarah Silverman

Jan 26th

My ex's Facebook status is...

”______ ____ is such a loser” It’s taking all my will-power not to comment:...

Jan 26th

Some of my favouritest tumblrs seem to...

…Come back. How dare you spend too much time in the real world! Tumblr dammit.

Jan 26th

I wish there was a 'No, I REALLY LIKE'...

…Or like you could click like 10000 times.

Jan 26th

Non Sobriety - Hold on to your bonnets: the...

Jan 26th

The more you know...

…The first ever successful sex-change operation was performed in 1930 in Germany. You just...

Jan 26th

Non Sobriety - Mariah Carey is more important...

Jan 26th

Lady GaGa, a professional critique:

Me: I don't understand the Lady GaGa phenom. She's pretty average. Everyone seems to think she's the next big thing.
somethingsnarky: I don't get her either.
Me: Like her songs are 'ok' I guess. But she's not gonna be a big star; like Britney or Christina. She's just 'meh'.
somethingsnarky: They aren't anything new. Well Britney and Christina brought something new to the table... she just walks around with no pants.
Me: Yeah, but people are making out she's ground-breaking. She's just singing pop songs with 'bleeping' in the background.
somethingsnarky: Yup. Peaches did it years ago.
Me: Exactly. She's a commercial, toned-down, less interesting version of Peaches. She is the Hilary Duff to Peaches' Britney Spears.
somethingsnarky: That was very well put.

Jan 26th

“If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet,...”
— George Bernard Shaw

Jan 26th

Non Sobriety - I just contributed my first...

Jan 26th

“Sorry, I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis....”
— Liz Lemon. Playing with a lego...

Jan 25th

hotg0ssip: cassylovesbears: (via craytonc)  Westlake Girls...

Jan 25th

“Once again I apologise that our regular warm-up comic ODed...”
— Kenneth Ellen Parcell,...

Jan 25th

“Cat sound!” Guess who just downloaded a new 30...

Jan 25th

Queen Tina at the SAGs. She looks so yummers.

Jan 25th

“Perhaps the only thing these Housewives are Desperate for is...”
— One News’ commentary on...

Jan 25th

Britches!

somethingsnarky: According to my handy dandy “tumblr crushes” box, you are my ultimate tumblr crush....

Jan 25th

Drunk tumblr.

Skylor: Lol, what is with your emo tumblr today?
Me: It got so many more reblogs/likes than my usual fag-gaycia. I had had a couple of wines when i typed it!
Skylor: Who is this boy you speak of? Is he cute? I wannna seee.
Me: No. He's ugly. I don't like him at all.
Skylor: Awh. Next topic.

Jan 25th

lafuguedantoine: Milan For Britches

Jan 25th

Just to clarify...

…I am not dating anyone. I just have a majorly keen-o admirerer. Off-puttingly over-keen. Bad...

Jan 25th

“I can’t even find the colon”
— No seriously, where is the...

Jan 25th

I know you're going to say "I like you"...

…And I really don’t want you to. Because I know there is no way I can say it back...

Jan 24th

theprosaic: (via andyjfromeastla)  Yes. I am not a NZer by...

Jan 24th

I wish I could like you...

…You are the nicest guy I have ever met. But I just can’t. I struggle to even like you...

Jan 24th

“Your love burns inside”
— A Girls Aloud lyric, and not a...

Jan 24th

“We could keep trying but things will never change”
— With Every Heartbeat

Jan 24th

Happy Auckland Anniversary Day!

Jan 24th

“Quarter past four, You were back again, Said your name was...”
— GA, ‘Watch Me Go’

Jan 24th

“And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do…..”

Jan 24th

My Nan says "Lol" on MSN!

I have the coolest nanna.

Jan 24th

More.

Jan 24th

Girls Aloud

Jan 24th

“Cheap babble, cheap talking freak”
— GA, ‘Control Of The...

Jan 24th

Watch

Girls Aloud, ‘Biology’ official music video.

Jan 24th

““Jane Krakowski: [about the phrase ‘bull...”
— Jack & Jane on their...

Jan 24th

(via bowlingalleylawyer)

Jan 24th

“D-D-D-D-D-Dirty style”
— Sexy! No, No, No…

Jan 24th

Don’t Stop Movin’ To The S Club Beat.

Jan 23rd

You can breathe a sigh of relief...

…There was ‘banging’ this weekend. Bang bang bang harder better faster stronger.

Jan 23rd

Speaking of 'banging'...

…Fingers crossed this weekend will contain some.

Jan 22nd

“Shorty! We’re gonna go to the club and get crunk with...”
— I swear, if Britney released...

Jan 22nd

“I got that Boom Boom that you want. I don’t think you...”
— BritBrit, ‘I Got That...

Jan 22nd

“…But it wasn’t until I had to dry hump you in...”
— Me, to Heidi, about when our...

Jan 22nd

I'm kinda insulted that four different...

…When I put it as a Facebook status. I have ears. I’m not retarded.

Jan 22nd

To the person who left me a comment...

…I was just quoting ‘Rick & Steve’ when I said “I love my diet pills,...

Jan 22nd

Tumblr - Excite!

I might be coming to Anaheim in April to see BritBrit! Excite! Excite! Excite!

Jan 22nd

“I want to be ‘top dog’ for once, instead of just...”
— Liz Lemon.

Jan 21st

“Do you know what ‘If U Seek Amy’ means?”
— Aww, the cutest FB message I...

Jan 21st

“Suck it monkeys, I’m going corporate.”
— Liz Lemon

Jan 21st

You cannot describe yourself as...

…When you won/entered Mr Gay Auckland. …When you go to Auckland’s main gay bar 4...

Jan 21st

I used to be a walking, talking (well mumbling) “Just...

Jan 21st

Watch

Spice Girls, ‘Wannabe’ on Top of the Pops - their first ever studio performances! So...

Jan 20th

There isn’t enough Leona Lewis on tumblr.

Jan 20th

I hate being ignored...

…When you have no idea what you did.

Jan 20th

It appears my post about dirty old men...

…Oh well. I’m sorry. When someone older than my parents messages me asking if I have...

Jan 20th

On New Zealand television...

…They don’t bleep out “fucking” but they do bleep out “God”....

Jan 20th

Why do I always get messaged by weirdos? What did I ever do...

Jan 20th

“You’re my cutie mcpretty”
— [redacted] <3 … but I...

Jan 20th

“Your hair is starting to thin, had you noticed?”
— THE HAIRDRESSER JUST SAID THIS...

Jan 20th

“Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark...”

Jan 19th

cameronfrye: When are people going to figure out that Obama isn’t going to fix everything?  I think...

Jan 19th

So today is the first day in my life...

…That I have kinda wanted to be American. No offence US tumblrs, but I’m pretty happy...

Jan 19th

Was my first thought: “Oh poor you.” OR ...

Jan 19th

“No, I don’t want your number, no, I don’t wanna...”
— Because I really don’t...

Jan 19th

When you ask me if I'd like your...

…And I don’t reply. It’s probably a suggestion that I, in fact, do not want it. So...

Jan 19th

Are there many NZ tumblrs?

I know of 5 I think, are we the only ones? Surely not. Actually, it’s a real possibility. Is...

Jan 19th

Staying up for Obama tonight!

ataaa: Come on 5:30am.  I am also considering this! Paul & Pippa better be on form.

Jan 19th

MSN Screen Name:

Me: Why is your screenname 'Poo'?
Brother: It's a joke.
Me: Yes. It is.

Jan 19th

“If you’re ready for me boy you better push the button...”
— ‘Push The Button’

Jan 19th

deliriousmuch: ffffound:(Tilt-Shift Photography Examples |...

Jan 19th

“I did some drinking, some drugging, tried it in the butt one...”
— Sarah Silverman

Jan 19th

“It’s not something you ARE, it’s something you...”
— For missdreass 

Jan 19th

Yes I can.

Jan 19th

"The One With Unagi" is on tv right...

…One of my personal favourite episodes.

Jan 19th

(via hotg0ssip) I want neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Jan 19th

I'm going to watch the Obamafest whilst...

…That’s right, I’m coming to you from the future.

Jan 19th

andhearts: You know what, Lars, I kinda take that back. It...

Jan 19th

“Would it help if I told you I’m American and I know...”
— No 50yo man who just messaged...

Jan 19th

“Well you can’t really control your love life. I met...”
— Tom, of course.

Jan 19th

Spot the fag.

Jan 19th

'Skins' Official Season 3 Promo and New Cast...

Jan 18th

“I’m not attracted to Orson… that would be like...”
— Edie Britt, ‘Desperate...

Jan 18th

“What is he wearing? He looks like the lost member of Wham!”
— Gabrielle Solis,...

Jan 18th

FYI I'm going on a fellucca for two days

extrafirmhold: No facilities. No ceilings. No internets. Pray for me.  I fear for your sanity...

Jan 18th

(via tourepileptic)

Jan 18th

Melinda and I, I look like a ‘tard. I look trashed on...

Jan 18th

Woah, Tranamerica just got sooooooooooo...

…He tries it on with his Dad, who is now almost a woman! I did NOT SEE THAT COMING.

Jan 18th

“Professor sexy”
— [redacted], to me, it’s...

Jan 18th

When I put my cigarettes out I often...

…Because my ashtray is called a ‘Butt Bucket’ - so I’m putting my fag in a...

Jan 18th

lacienegajustsmiled: justinesamantha: hotg0ssip: (via...

Jan 18th

I get really jealous when I see a girl...

(via skylor) I want to be the wallpaper/screensaver on someone’s phone.

Jan 18th

ambitionstrikesmoodisright: somehowsomeway: ...

Jan 18th

“I want you… Get in the queue.”
— More GA

Jan 18th

“Nobody sees The Show Until my heart says so It is not you,...”
— ‘The Show’

Jan 18th

“If you wanna taste my kisses in the night then Jump Jump for...”
— Jump, 80s faggleness

Jan 18th

thecount: Well done Kenan.  Well done.

Jan 18th

meniwouldmarry: Does Tumblr have something against Michael? ...

Jan 18th

I don't care if you find it annoying...

…He is a total party in the pants. DILF Factor.

Jan 18th

paulprosseda: Shaggy auburn haired beauty | Chosen Men ...

Jan 17th

Lady GaGa went to my friend Luke's house...

…She ate sushi apparently. How rock’n’roll. Pretty damn cool though Lukie Boy....

Jan 17th

When people define themselves as...

Jan 17th

nothingserious:

Jan 17th

This is what I ate this weekend:

Friday Burger King Saturday Macdonalds at 3am on the way home (and a lesbian spilt water on...

Jan 17th

Remember to put your freakum dress on.

hotg0ssip: (via justinesamantha)  Always.

Jan 17th

How does one do the Tumblr crush thing?

theprosaic: britches: Help requiredzzzz. Go to the people you’re following list :)  I did,...

Jan 16th

How does one do the Tumblr crush thing?

Help requiredzzzz.

Jan 16th

Pizza fixed my hangover...

…Now. Time for the wine to start being drunked again.

Jan 16th

bringtheruckuss: its like they’re a ghost.  Or someone...

Jan 16th

Let's get drunky, who's in? I am about...

(via sistermarymartha) Soon. I need to recover from last night’s festivities first....

Jan 16th

I got 99 followers and....

inothernews: Britches ain’t one?  :-) (via sistermarymartha)  Why is this a smile face? I am...

Jan 16th

““I say “it’s ok” I can promise you...”
— It’s OK!

Jan 14th

“And if you want to cry… I am here to dry your...”
— Sade, ‘By Your...

Jan 14th

“Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it.”

Jan 14th

reinventthesea: ysabel: slowsymphonies: again.  Look...

Jan 14th

“Yeah you and me we can light up the sky, if you stay by my...”
— Rule The World… I cannot...

Jan 14th

So after over 1 week of illness...

…I am going back into the real world tomorrow. Like I’m going to have to shave my...

Jan 14th

“And especially, especially, don’t fuck with vegans. Do not...”
— Margaret Cho (via bitchville) ...

Jan 14th

Fun facts about me;

bitchville: Lol you all gonna laugh at this but… I have never touched snow in my life, the closet...

Jan 14th

Gloria!

Jan 14th

I just spilt wine on my pillow...

…I’m gonna wake up smelling of Amy Winehouse.

Jan 14th

“You think you’re quick but I’d like to see you...”
— Spice...

Jan 14th

“If you wannabe my lover you gotta get with my friends/Make...”
— More from Spiceworld.

Jan 14th

Mike is a secret Spice Girls fan?!?! WHO KNEW?! Mike, your...

Jan 14th

“Slam it to the left if you’re having a good time/Shake...”
— Yes, I’m from England, I...

Jan 14th

I seem to have lost my Tumblr mojo...

…My posts are becoming boring. My followers are choosing to leave me. Not many (like 2) but...

Jan 14th

Oh. My. God.

noahkai: jootz: lizozoa: Valentine’s Day is now less than a month away. FJUCK...

Jan 14th

Crushing on straight boys...

…Yeah, Tumblr is just like real life.

Jan 14th

Jonas Brothers 9th highest-earning act in US...

Jan 14th

Since I have been tagged a few times:

Here are 16 Fun Facts about britches: My actual name is Rob. Short for Robert. But I only get...

Jan 14th

“Tell her you want your privates and her privates to do a...”
— Tracy Jordan, ‘30...

Jan 14th

“I’ll make you ice cream… And you can lick my...”
— Generic dance track,

Jan 14th

“Oh baby baby If U Seek Amy tonight.”

Jan 13th

“Where did you meet, Amber Alert?”
— Jack Donaghy to Liz Lemon,...

Jan 13th

Does anyone else have Mario Kart Wii?

Yes? YES! Grool! Let’s play!

Jan 13th

“That’s not a thing, you can’t be gay for just...”
— Liz Lemon, ‘30...

Jan 13th

I must be sexually frustrated...

…”How Deep Is Your Love?” just came on my itunes and my mind went to. The. Gutter....

Jan 12th

I would pay good $$$$ for Singstar...

…Get on it PlayStation. Get. On. It. [sings] “I’ve got this burning, burning,...

Jan 12th

via bebelestrange LOL X10000000. I actually just started...

Jan 12th

“I would never wish bad things… But I don’t wish...”
— Never Again

Jan 12th

“I like most of the places I’ve been to, but I’ve never...”
— Britney Spears… Words...

Jan 12th

“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.”
— (via rememberthehuman) (via...

Jan 12th

“If every guy’s a dog then baby throw me to the wolves,...”
— GA, ‘Waiting’ ...

Jan 12th

“I know what you’re thinking, you’ve been...”
— More ‘Watch Me Go’

Jan 12th

“I just wanna do it to ya baby watch me go… Got the...”
— GA, ‘Watch Me Go’

Jan 12th

“It’s taken a long time, But wild horses...”
— GA, ‘Wild Horses

Jan 12th

robotlove: lhh: somesensicalnonsense: for all of you. ...

Jan 12th

I'm STILL still ill....

…Fucking tonsils. Like it’s been a whole week of lurgie city now, and although I feel a...

Jan 12th

So

wildephotog: Does size matter? One of my bosses needs to know before his date tonight. I told him...

Jan 11th

And I'm a few hours late but...

…LOL @ Tracy Morgan. Your speech was one of the few funnies in a sea of ‘whiny’...

Jan 11th

Oh Tina, as if you found a single person...

…Srsly Fey. Everyone loves you. I’m kinda jealous. But only the jealousy you get when a...

Jan 11th

“In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies,...”
— Martin Luther King Jr.

Jan 11th

tourepileptic: I get a frantic txt from Mother…...

Jan 11th

This is a photo from one of the last nights out at...

Jan 10th

“She’s famous in a Tara Reid way nowadays, and that is...”
— Me, to somethingsnarky, about...

Jan 9th

Going to watch daddy day care

theenormousemptiness: I know I know, but I love it. =D  I haven’t seen the film so I...

Jan 9th

Srsly, this damn tonsillitis...

…WILL NOT SHIFT. I swear I’m having more hot flushes than Joan Rivers. I will never make...

Jan 9th

Tumblr Indy Spirit Awards...

…Excite! Don’t forget to vote people.

Jan 9th

“But you’re knock-knock-knocking again boy Woah-woh...”
— Sexy! No, No, No…

Jan 9th

“It was perfect teenage sex… Fast and furious…...”
— Oh I love you for so many...

Jan 9th

“Mother, sister, father, brother, all the Palin’s do...”
— Yours truly

Jan 9th

“Maybe it’s ‘cause I’m gay that I think we...”
— Ellen on Prop 8.

Jan 9th

“You need to get on the internet… Myface, or the one...”
— Mo Harris offers dating...

Jan 9th

Attn. all

lhh: johncody: please don’t assume I am straight because I am not flamming, gawdd this is the most...

Jan 9th

Lindsay Lohan - Interview Magazine - The...

Jan 9th

Listen

Solange, ‘I Decided, Part 2’ One of my top tracks of 2008.

Jan 8th

“If you never try, you’ll never know.”
— Fix You.

Jan 8th

I just found a new HOTTIE on Tumblr...

…Hellloooooooo there. Where have you been hiding? Consider yourself noticed. Wow-waa-wee-wah.

Jan 8th

“All the single ladies… It’s our song playing....”
— A text I just got…. I...

Jan 8th

I use wikipedia far more than just for...

…Like sometimes I’ll be sat on it and I’ll click through and click through, and...

Jan 8th

lacienegajustsmiled: inothernews: “Tracy, your friends...

Jan 8th

“I… I… Nobody likes being played… Oh,...”
— It’s...

Jan 8th

“Sorry if I was too polite before, but the only person...”
— Pascalle West. OF.

Jan 7th

When people use 'an' incorrectly it...

colinweaver: britches: …It’s so simple. So when TVNZ1’s main news reporter uses the sentence “…an...

Jan 7th

theenormousemptiness: dominilucy:

Jan 7th

When people use 'an' incorrectly it...

…It’s so simple. So when TVNZ1’s main news reporter uses the sentence...

Jan 7th

I love Family Guy but I HATE American...

…And it really effs me off when people say they are the same.

Jan 7th

“Christians don’t believe in gravity.”
— Peter Griffin

Jan 7th

Megatron not in 'Transformers 2'

Jan 7th

I'm sick...

…Lurgies lurgies lurgies.

Jan 7th

“No she’s not being coy, her neck is just too skinny to...”
— Betty Suarez on size 0 models.

Jan 6th

The Six and Seven Year Planned to Marry and...

Jan 6th

tourepileptic

Jan 6th

tellherlies:

Jan 6th

“You’ll be my American boy, American boy.”
— Estelle

Jan 6th

Lily's new album has a bonus track...

…Excite!!

Jan 6th

Excite!!

Jan 6th

"I have Katy Perry's number, someone did me a...

Jan 6th

“I could say that I’ll always be here for you…...”
— Lily Allen, more ‘I...

Jan 6th

“I could say that I’ll always have feelings for...”
— Lily Allen, ‘I Could...

Jan 6th

tambourineguy: “ britches dick was this big”  Sssh, Mikey,...

Jan 5th

OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS:

Not Me: ...the one with the funny tourettes thing.
Me: Whoooooooo? Was there someone with tourettes at Orphans Xmas? OH MY EYE how did I miss that?! I must have been on another planet... I'm such a trashbag.

Jan 5th

When you want to talk about someone...

…But you can’t remember whether you’ve given them your Tumblr address or not....

Jan 5th

“Joey: “Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it...”
— One of my favourite Friends...

Jan 5th

“Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on...”
— OMG. This is what happens when...

Jan 5th

don't say fag. its hurts peoples...

(via bringtheruckuss) Depends who says it and its context. The “C” word however…

Jan 5th

I know everyone on Tumblr is obsessed...

…WHO IS Zooey Daechenel?!?!?! Srsly, I have no idea.

Jan 5th

And following on from that quote...

Not Me: The list grows... Like your nose.
Me: OMG. I HAVE SUCH A MASSIVE NOSE.... I am Pinocchio!!

Jan 5th

“I’m not fake. I am a real boy… Like Pinocchio...”
— Me, to a friend.

Jan 5th

“I’m just a love machine, Feeding my fantasy, Give me a...”
— GA, Love Machine

Jan 5th

BRITCHES!

artsystar: I missed you! Good to have you back!  It’s Britches Bitch! I like to think my...

Jan 5th

tambourineguy: for britches  Yes. Gays of Aotearoa…...

Jan 4th

Doug Savant: the definition of DILF.

Jan 4th

“Lets make out, lets make out, lets make out/You can come...”
— Mmm Papi Mmm Papi Mmm Papi

Jan 4th

Watch

Leona Lewis, ‘Run’ Yes x1,000,000

Jan 4th

“I don’t want no scrubs.”
— No no no I do not.

Jan 4th

“I keep passing your photo and think to myself that with that...”
— Wow-waa-wee-wah! To the person...

Jan 4th

potterspoet: also, tasty.  He is going out with a girl who...

Jan 4th

shiningstar: fabulash: arod: Rachel Dratch, Kristen...

Jan 4th

Me: I just named this mannequin Sasha Fierce.
Co-worker: I want to jump out a window.

Jan 4th

skylor: Henry Cavill is hot.  Yes. He. Is.

Jan 4th

Oh Tumblr

philosoraptor: I love you. I get reblogs and new followers when I post a picture of a fast food...

Jan 4th

“I run a tight ship, so beware.”
— Circus circus circus...

Jan 4th

Like = yes.

Jan 4th

(via philosoraptor) OMG. Whats not to like? Burger King?...

Jan 4th

Just when I thought you might be...

…I heard ‘Fly On The Wall’ and realised you are as much of a cunny as I thought...

Jan 4th

Fun factzzzz...

…I interviewed Kate Nash for a UK music television show and she was a complete fanny fart. She...

Jan 4th

(via tourepileptic)

Jan 4th

“It’s too late to apologise.”

Jan 4th

“I can’t decide if I should slap you or kiss you.”
— The Saturdays,...

Jan 4th

I can't catch up on six days of...

…So I shall apologise if I missed anything amazing, which I’m sure I have. However, I am...

Jan 4th

I'm back in business Tumblr...

…Have you missed me?!?!?!

Jan 4th

“Bang bang bang on the door baby… Knock a little louder...”
— When I sing this I sound slut...

Jan 2nd

Top 5 favorite tumblrs.

mrgaddess: I found it should be my turn to do one. - hannahkayy (bffls what?) - stupidinboston...

Jan 2nd

“You don’t like me I don’t like you, It...”
— Kill The Lights

Jan 1st

Also too...

…All of the teasers happened within the space of like 8 hours. Rob iz slut.

Jan 1st

FUCKING TELECOM...

…So my internet is broked. And I am not happy. I am on dial-up. Fucking dial-up. Like where...

Jan 1st