britches

Britches is from LDN innit.

Mar 2nd

Let's all develop a British accent and...

dare: (via crochetfrocks)  Oh, erm. I win at ENGLISH accents. There is no such thing as a British...

Mar 2nd

faggotry: Feline AIDS is camp  It’s the Number 1...

Mar 2nd

“Everybody dance now… Bow ba ba ba...

Mar 2nd

I miss Sarah Palin's presence in my...

Mar 2nd

FAO: mabel

I am more like a fine cider.

Mar 2nd

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and...”

Mar 2nd

“I am replacing ‘can’t’ with...”
— Melinda.

Mar 2nd

'Dancing With The Stars' New Zealand...

…I am excite! Even though I have no idea who any (bar the hot gay tv presenter) of them are....

Mar 2nd

I believe the question was: “Who will do any kind...

Mar 2nd

Man leaves £8,800 in public toilet.

Mar 2nd

Watch

“I dance I dance I dance, around my Mexican Hat…”

Mar 2nd

JUST TO CLARIFY THIS ISN'T A DIG/ATTACK...

…I think ‘The Bachelor’ is getting more live-blogging then election night and...

Mar 2nd

Want.

Mar 2nd

OLGA I LOVE YOU!

That is all. She can be found here.

Mar 2nd

It was in reference to having an "I...

…And not a direct attack on your, or anyone’s right to post what they want. The same as...

Mar 2nd

natface: danhacker: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett - The...

Mar 2nd

Reasons to have an "I don't like" button

somethingsnarky: #2: All the people live-blogging “The Bachlor.” If your friends don’t want to hear...

Mar 2nd

“I’ve weighed over one hundred kilos since the last...”
— Magda “Sharon...

Mar 2nd

I need an "I don't like" button for the...

…Not cool boyfriend, not cool.

Mar 2nd

Watch

extrafirmhold: ‘Yo Stank’ - Hot Coco (Jennifer Coolidge in Nip/Tuck). OH J-COOL YOU CAN DO NO...

Mar 1st

I just unfollowed 74 people...

…I noticed a few of my early followers have unfollowed me recently. Maybe it was because I...

Mar 1st

Since I was told today that my blog...

…Faggot. Yes. Faggy faggle faggot. Fag. Faggot. Hopefully this rectum-fies the situation.

Feb 28th

“WAR OF THE WORLDS Reviewed by Daniel: I hate Tom Cruise. I...”
— JBHiFi Queen Street. The best...

Feb 28th

“PIZZA LADY: “Here you are sorry for your...”
— Yes, we went to Dominos Pizza...

Feb 28th

“I’m gonna go to New Zealand and visit Britches and, you...”
— Yeachum (via shiningstar) ...

Feb 26th

I don't actually know what 'just the...

shiningstar: britches: I just wrote it to LOLz shingingstar. Check it.  Oh. Oh. Oooooooooooooh....

Feb 26th

I don't actually know what 'just the...

I just wrote it to LOLz shingingstar.

Feb 26th

JUST THE TIP! JUST THE TIP! JUST THE...

Feb 26th

Apparently Lady GaGa is on Hugh Hefner's...

…I didn’t think they featured male nakey models?!

Feb 26th

For the record...

…I didn’t have anything better to do at midnight then correct Random MSN Chick’s...

Feb 26th

“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a...”
— Jerry Seinfeld

Feb 25th

Two Line Rhyme

frank-wut: invisible-cities: ysabel: reinventthesea:noahkai:professionalwidow: THESE ARE...

Feb 25th

Who are you and how did you get my MSN...

RANDOM MSN CHICK: u wana chat?
Me: Not really if I'm honest. Tend to keep my msn for people I know. No offence, I'm sure you're a lovely person, but I don't know how or when you got my msn. Sorry if that makes me sound like a twat.
RANDOM MSN CHICK: a think your a wanker personly. becuase you meet new people veryday. peeople like you have a name for yhourself. ur head up tour arse u wana get it check iyy or a realitty check. havve ahouurr laterr..
Me: In this order: I not 'a', personally, not 'personly', because, not 'becuase', everyday not 'veryday', people not 'peeople', yourself not 'yhourself', your not 'ur', your not 'tour', you not 'u', want to not 'wana', and as for 'it check iyy or a realitty check' I have no idea what you mean or what you are saying. So I hope that justifies you thinking I am a wanker.
RANDOM MSN CHICK: your. ur fuckin werido. ur a creep. u wana get a life.
Me: Says the person who messages someone on msn they don't know.
RANDOM MSN CHICK: ANDD. free count4ry. uglyy. puss. go modle for pedigree chums tinss
Me: Please learn how to spell, not for me... but for yourself. It is important in life.

Feb 25th

dang britches

ylizabeth: you’s a [bitch]! love it! i’ve wanted to say that to you for a while.. my rendition of...

Feb 25th

I just compared myself, in conversation,...

…And it was in context. Awesome factor = infinity.

Feb 25th

Whenever someone blogs Trangelina Jolie...

…And then I remember there isn’t one. And get even more annoyed.

Feb 25th

A conversation on what we will eat this...

Marshall: NO BK.
Me: Aww. Well I will go get my own. And I will eat it in front of you. And I will buy you something, and just leave it in the middle of the floor. Then I will go out for a cigarette, and if it happens to be gone when I come back inside, that's ok. I won't judge you.

Feb 25th

When people use the phrase 'more better'...

frank-wut: ylizabeth: britches: Srsly, c’mon! well, a soft cover dictionary would be more...

Feb 25th

“Marsha Marsha Marsha.”

Feb 25th

When people use the phrase 'more better'...

Srsly, c’mon!

Feb 25th

This week my thoughts have been in a big...

ylizabeth: celebrityx: I need to get them out. my thoughts are tangled too  MmmmHmmmm.

Feb 25th

Dear hot guy who interviewed me today...

…Thank you for scoring me the job. You were a cutie mcpretty, and I liked your ghey-factor!...

Feb 25th

U (via peetypassion)

Feb 25th

Ed Westwick is English!?!?!

I DID NOT know that.

Feb 25th

Megan Fox looks like she needs a good...

…I like that in a girl.

Feb 25th

Uh huh.

Feb 25th

“[He] had some long word in his status, about me (it was...”
— Tom - studying hard for his...

Feb 25th

Listen

mabelmoments: Abba - Voulez Vous  Yes. You win Mabel. You win at everything.

Feb 24th

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of...”
— Eleanor Roosevelt

Feb 24th

“Whyyouwannabringmedown”
— KC.

Feb 24th

extrafirmhold: ACTUALLY NO I DIDN’T. Sorry Google, have you...

Feb 24th

Dr. Beat Nobs What a spunk.

Feb 24th

Dr. Beat Nobs

Me: Want to hear something funny?
Marshall: Yessir.
Me: The Swiss Ambassador to New Zealand is called Dr Beat Nobs. I kid you not.
Marshall: WHAT?
Me: Seriously. What an awesome name. The fact he's a doctor really rounds it off well.
Marshall: Is that real? Really?
Me: Yes. It was in the paper. There was a photo, it did a l-r of who's who. Dr. Beat Nobs.
Marshall: Crazy... OMG
Me: Are you OMGing Dr Beat Nobs?
Marshall: Yes. I am researching him.
Me: You didn't believe me?!
Marshall: Who would?! DR BEAT NOBS!
Me: I want to marry him.
Marshall: Rob Nobs.
Me: I could be Mr Rob Beat Nobs. If you say it fast it would be Rob Eat Nobs.

Feb 24th

My LOL of the week...

…Finding out the Swiss Ambassador to New Zealand is called Dr Beat Nobs. I shit you not. I...

Feb 24th

When you go down...

(via havent-got-a-prayer) Always.

Feb 24th

"Lindsay goes through her fluctations in...

Feb 24th

I'm looking to add a new tumblr crush to...

mabelmoments: britches: …Applications are now being accepted. Great renumerations package...

Feb 24th

I'm looking to add a new tumblr crush to...

…Applications are now being accepted. Great renumerations package offered, love britches x

Feb 24th

FAO: allthatglittersispink

Sometimes when I scroll down the dashboard too fast, I see your name and read it as...

Feb 24th

hotg0ssip: fmylife: Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex...

Feb 24th

Twitter is fun so far...

…Another reason to sit at my laptop for considerable lengths of time!

Feb 24th

How do I tell you that I love you with...

jootz: theipodguru:(via lovehopehate)  ”I less than three you.”

Feb 24th

I gave into peer-pressure, and whilst I...

My twitter is: rob_britches Now you can follow me in two different places on the...

Feb 24th

OOO!!! Will.I.Am was/is part of Black...

thenewfilosofee: fighterofthenightman: I was wondering where the fuck he came from? wow. your...

Feb 24th

britches!!

ylizabeth: have you gotten your twitter on yet?  The for and against vote is currently tied…...

Feb 24th

So maybe I should get a Twitter, since I...

What do you think Tumblroonies?

Feb 24th

i really hate it when nothing new pops...

(via yeachum) Mmmmm-Hmmmmmmmmmmm!

Feb 24th

MEEEE WANT FOOOOOOOOOD

Me: I just ate.
Marshall: ?
Me: I just ate, you know, putting food in mouth... you do it a lot at weekends. Remember, food?!!
Marshall: ONLY weekends.
Me: You wish that was true.
Marshall: My butt wishes that was true.
Me: So do my eyes.
Marshall: OMG. Bitch.

Feb 24th

“Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the...”
— Lily

Feb 24th

Some Americans Who Never Went...

lifeisprettywoman: lovehopehate: jessicachu: soupsoup: allthecoolkids: Abraham Lincoln...

Feb 24th

“Never hit a man with glasses.,. hit him with something...”

Feb 24th

“I wish I could say to you… ‘It’s gonna be...”
— Kelly Clarkson, ‘Save...

Feb 23rd

In the name of all that is holy...

…My GRAN just sent me a forward email!

Feb 23rd

“God what was her obsession with having lime in her drink?...”
— Me

Feb 23rd

“All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to...

Feb 23rd

“Oh! No! I do not hook up!”

Feb 23rd

FAO: the 'small' rhino:

Come on MSN! I fell asleep this afternoon whilst we were chatting, I was tired. I would get in touch...

Feb 23rd

SMALL RHINO DEVOURS SEVERAL ARAB...

extrafirmhold: So the South Beach diet isn’t that bad right? It’s worked for me before… I just don’t...

Feb 23rd

“You’re going to have to get that trashbag ass of yours...”
— AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Feb 23rd

As an album, 'All I Ever Wanted' is...

…Which in itself was a pretty damn fine pop album. Kelly Clarkson’s latest album should...

Feb 23rd

Did britches just follow someone off the...

Heck yes, he did!

Feb 23rd

“Who’s the girl in your Facebook photo? Do you have a...”
— My girl Jo gets a touch of the...

Feb 23rd

“I can’t sleep and I have MmmBop in my head. This has all the...”
— sweetlinz (via indieandyy) ...

Feb 23rd

Things I appreciate at 1am

scaramouche: My professor e-mailing the class to say class tomorrow is cancelled. *cue me turning...

Feb 23rd

lovehopehate: down-to-the-bones: (via damndamnfine)  I...

Feb 23rd

Dear Regina

somethingsnarky: You’re just tops! Sincerely, Gretchen.  I think this is what is known as a...

Feb 22nd

(via geekyrappinghood)

Feb 22nd

“Please allow me to introduce myself: I’m the one...”
— GA c.2003

Feb 22nd

keithcarsonisronaldstanton: Canal banks can provide...

Feb 22nd

FAO: Noah (busstopromance)

Do you now have two tumblrers? Or have you always? If not I think someone is Tara-Michelle-ing you.

Feb 22nd

OK, if I am wrong please educ-ma-cate me...

…But isn’t Twitter like just a FaceStalkBook status?

Feb 22nd

Jennifer: You may have lost the battle. But you won the war....

Feb 22nd

When I get nominated at the 82nd Academy...

Feb 22nd

“It’s my first Oscars … and it’s my first...”
— John Mayer....

Feb 22nd

Tres jealous...

…That not one but TWO of my friends got to perfom with The Pet Shop Boys, Lady Tranny GaGa...

Feb 22nd

Chinese take-away:

Me: I swear I could have gone to China and back in the time it's taken.
Marshall: Does your Dad make that joke?
Me: No. What? Why?
Marshall: Because it sounds like the sort of joke a Dad would make.
Me: I am so glad that I remind you of your father Marshall. Freud would have had a field day with that.

Feb 21st

FAO: yeachum

yeachum: britches: shiningstar: britches: Since you clearly ignored missed my declaration of...

Feb 21st

Tonight I am seeing...

Marshall & Melinda! Cues numerous drunken moments of “We have to remember that quote/event...

Feb 20th

FAO: yeachum

shiningstar: britches: Since you clearly ignored missed my declaration of love, may I take this...

Feb 20th

FAO: yeachum

Since you clearly ignored missed my declaration of love, may I take this opportunity to propose that...

Feb 20th

c.2006 This is what happens when you live with girls for...

Feb 20th

“Sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself.”
— The ‘Visit...

Feb 20th

FaceStalkBook has gone crazy.

Feb 20th

ace138: Its true.  It’s so true.

Feb 20th

Here's a Confession.

havent-got-a-prayer: rentedsurroundings: Although it would probably fall under the list of “Terms...

Feb 19th

If my life were a soap opera...

…I would be able to axe the characters that annoyed me. Thank god for The Sims.

Feb 19th

“Letching after an older woman… You’re a perve....”
— Coronation Street

Feb 19th

thommo: I judge people when their facebook photos have them with pupils the size of dinner plates!

Feb 17th

My coke-talk lost me a follower...

…They followed me, then I talked about throwing cocaine at someone and they unfollowed me....

Feb 17th

(via meniwouldmarry)

Feb 17th

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift...”

Feb 17th

“When you can afford to throw a handful of coke at someone...”
— Me.

Feb 17th

“Are you mine?”
— Lily.

Feb 17th

“Who’d have known? When you flash up on my phone, I no...”
— More Lily.

Feb 17th

“Listen up EVERYONE! We have been just informed that...”
— The hottest, sexualist beat...

Feb 17th

“Oh I lie here in the wet patch In the middle of the bed...”
— Lily Allen. It’s lyrics...

Feb 17th

Here. They. Are. Seee, FAG-FACTOR.

Feb 17th

“When I’m with you baby, I go outta my head I just...”
— Depeche Mode The Saturdays,...

Feb 17th

AMERICA - Why do you write the date...

 ACTUALLY EDIT :- If you live in a country that writes the day like that, then fair enough. But if...

Feb 17th

FAO: yeachum, fabulash, shiningstar

I LESS THAN THREE YOU ALL!

Feb 17th

“Told your friends They all know We exist but we’re...”
— Lily Allen, “Who’d...

Feb 17th

Ooo La Laaa

Not Me: I saw a policeman slap a passing ladies bum in Paris. So funny.
Me: And so illegal!
Not Me: I know.

Feb 17th

migueld: i can’t believe i’ve never posted my crushes...

Feb 15th

“Moon glow White light will bathe your pillow Loneliness...”
— Bic Runga, ‘Say After...

Feb 14th

I would suggest an Auckland tumblr...

…But the only Auckland-tumblrs I know are people I know IRL! Dammit Janet.

Feb 14th

“If nothing sticks to teflon… how does teflon stick to...”

Feb 13th

I just got my 2nd tumblr Valentine!

And it was reciprocated with a ‘follow’-forever! Any more for any more?!

Feb 13th

Will you rub my back as I vomit from too...

LOVE IS THIS!

Feb 13th

Whatever happened to:

Rick Moranis?

Feb 13th

“I’d rather wait forever, babe, then never have it at...”
— GA

Feb 13th

“I hope that you know you can’t come back.”
— Shattered Glass.

Feb 13th

“I don’t wanna dream about all the things that never...”
— Out From Under

Feb 13th

“I didn’t steal your boyfriend.”
— Ashlee Simpson, but...

Feb 13th

i'm not going to lie. i want more tumblr...

(via mariadiaz)

Feb 13th

Hello tumblrverse...

…Where are those Valentines? I mean, c’mon!!

Feb 13th

Happy Valentines Day...

…beau, Mmm Papi. From bb xxxxxx

Feb 13th

“I love this record baby but I can’t see straight...”
— Tranny GaGa. This song is the...

Feb 13th

When religious people you work with do...

…So a girl I used to work with was like,”I pray for you because God doesn’t agree...

Feb 13th

I just followed someone to give them...

…Followers!

Feb 12th

Watch

The Saturdays cover ‘Just Can’t Get Enough’ It’s the perfect camp pop girl...

Feb 12th

OK, so Sparo said somethings you didn't...

…I am not saying I agree with his comments in any way, shape or form. Far from it. Y’all...

Feb 11th

Looking at my phone won't make it...

…Rein it in fag.

Feb 11th

You can stand under my Umbrella, x

Feb 11th

“This is so mean, but you know what I do for fun every so...”
— Me, about a freekshow.

Feb 11th

“I’m the fat one, and you got crippled fucking two...”
— Tom, comparing us to Muriel...

Feb 11th

lovehopehate: wow.  JEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-UZZZZZZZZ

Feb 11th

See, I can be sensible and nice and wise...

Feb 11th

In real life

lovehopehate: Inez is the only one who knows I’m gay. I want to tell the rest, but their reactions...

Feb 11th

“[redacted] wanders if Rihanna told Chris Brown to ‘Shut up...”
— MY FAVOURITE FACESTALKBOOK...

Feb 11th

“…But if the man can dance, he gets a second chance.”
— Alesha Dixon.

Feb 10th

“I wanna freak in the morning, Freak in the evening. I need...”
— Freak Like Me

Feb 10th

100% humidity...

…I. Can’t. Deal.

Feb 10th

I don't care how many fish there are in...

theipodguru: theprosaic: notwhatitlookslike: allisfleeting: I Wrote This For You  Awwww. I...

Feb 6th

Why are the Facebook "friends" I like...

…The ones that use it the most. GET OFF MY HOME PAGE! I AM ONLY “FRIENDS” WITH YOU...

Feb 6th

I am in a smut mood this afternoon...

…Beware tumblr. Even innocent pictures of unicorns aren’t safe.

Feb 6th

folkinz: so i am pretty sure i have sars….  Needs to work...

Feb 6th

When people have a gay dating profile...

…And their picture is of them spread-eagled, I am sceptical. I don’t think you’re...

Feb 6th

Temperatures expected to be in the late...

…And I will be spending the whole day outside at BigFagOut! Who ordered the lobster? I iz...

Feb 6th

I'm on Non-Sobriety Radio! In 15...

sufjanssteven: Kaytee and I are guest co-hosting! Listen live here:...

Feb 6th

Q&A:

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder...

Feb 5th

you've been promoted from backing dancer...

tourepileptic: Blogging me Blogging you… ahh huh! There is nothing we can do Blogging me...

Feb 5th

Oh the shame.

Feb 5th

“Haha you better not forget that I am the ONLY reason you...”
— Melinda, lovely as ever.

Feb 5th

(via tambourineguy) 1st - Top left, 2nd - Top right, 3rd...

Feb 5th

My story about "It's so disrespectful"...

…Will the pain and suffering of that night never end?!?!?!

Feb 5th

And also...

…We got this cool as balls taxi driver on the way home from “It’s so...

Feb 5th

star crossed lovers

tourepileptic: so my lovers band is playing in this pretty massive gig apparently … Necrophagist...

Feb 5th

Did I ever tell tumblr about the night...

Melinda: Haha, I love how that night is entitled .... "it's so disrespectful!"
Me: I know! It was my catchphrase.
Melinda: It was more then just just a catchphrase... the record was broke!
Me: It was a life philosophy.

Feb 5th

Say no to crack

tourepileptic: What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great...

Feb 5th

“Hurry up and accept my facebook friend request so I can look...”
—  Facebook stalking… its a...

Feb 5th

Excite! And yes it is a cover version of that song!

Feb 5th

“OH! Imagine my dissappointment when the bag of skittles I...”
— Tom, with another pearl of...

Feb 5th

Happy Waitangi Day!

To all NZers.

Feb 5th

mindset: (via tambourineguy:lovehopehate:livedeliberate) ...

Feb 5th

“Iceland has a new lesbian Prime Minister. Which probably...”

Feb 5th

“How about the weather today? 23 and cloudy. Like Michael...”

Feb 5th

Thank you to everyone who nominated me...

In the following catagories: Best Original Writing Best Snark Tumblr Most Underrated Tumblr ...

Feb 5th

“oh how interesting our lives are that we are fortunate to...”
— (via tourepileptic) Yes...

Feb 5th

Technologogogogogy

Melinda: Oh I think I broke the computer. This thing just popped of it.
Me: What thing?
Melinda: Dunno, some plastic thing on the computer. I don't know what it is. The light doesn't work on it anymore. LOL!

Feb 5th

sufjanssteven: (via kaytee)  I wish I could be there...

Feb 5th

Four Chords, 36 Songs!!

Feb 5th

“Everybody love love loves, everybody, everybody loves a...”
— Miss You Bow Wow.

Feb 5th

Love is...

Me: If I didn't like peens I would date you!
Melinda: Awww Rob, you are romantic.

Feb 5th

Someone just blogged Matthew Mitcham!

I love that diving gold-medal-winning ugly-boyfriend-possessing fag!

Feb 3rd

“I’m not a mind-reader, but I’m reading the...”

Feb 3rd

“It’s gonna be a jism jamboree.”
— Little Britain

Feb 3rd

My 1,000 like...

…Was an semi-naked picture of skylor. I think that just about sums up my tumblr experience...

Feb 3rd

Question:

If the cops arrest a mime artist, do they tell him them they have the right to remain silent?

Feb 3rd

I need suggestions

specialbunny: doodleology: I have had the worst time falling asleep lately. Other than sleeping...

Feb 3rd

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, Mojitos are good....”
— If all else fails, I will sing...

Feb 3rd

does anyone seriously dot their i-s with...

(via keithcarsonisronaldstanton) I do. But that is because my hand-writing is faggotronic. One of...

Feb 2nd

“If you lose me then you know you’re just a bit too...”
— The Saturdays

Feb 2nd

Listen

Alexandra Burke - ‘Hallelujah’ 2008 UK X-Factor winner.

Feb 2nd

Jon Favreau...

doneinlove: shiningstar: britches: WOW! Hot nerd! Write me a speech! He can put words in my...

Feb 2nd

Jon Favreau...

WOW! Hot nerd! Write me a speech!

Feb 2nd

Lily Allen has posted all of her new album on...

Feb 2nd

Oh hai Vanessa Hudgens, you're on my...

…Where’d you get those neon sneakers from? Did your boyfriend buy them for you? He...

Feb 1st

Wana read Chapter 9576 in the Britney saga?...

Feb 1st

I wish we were all happy like we used to...

(via ginobambino) “She doesn’t even go here”

Feb 1st

“Semi-colon, close bracket.”
— Me, to be different in a...

Feb 1st

Whatver happened to the 'Tumblr Indy...

Feb 1st

Sup, britches!

mimisaurus: Never thought I’d see the day a pair of pants would be following me. That’s what they...

Feb 1st

Oh hai!

Feb 1st

i have never seen an episode of the...

(via justatoy) I’ve never seen an episode of the US version.

Feb 1st

“I know that I’ve got issues, but you’re pretty...”
— Kelly Clarkson....

Feb 1st

Congratulations Lily Allen...

…for scoring your second UK #1!

Feb 1st

“‘COS WEEEEEEE BEEELOOOOOOOOOONG TOGETHER NOW, YEAH....”
— Guess what I’m singing...

Feb 1st

To the plethora of new followers I got...

…I’m not sure where you came from, as I’ve not posted much the last couple of...

Feb 1st

Remember when people used to type...

…’Hehe’ instead of ‘Haha’. ‘Hehe’ is like the Myspace of...

Jan 31st

I don't appreciate a 3.10AM text which...

…Telling me that my toothbrush is still at your house. I have another one, I am asleep, and...

Jan 31st

I got sunburnt on a cloudy, overcast,...

…I am officially an ‘English Rose’.

Jan 31st

After several hours of drinking on...

…Me and two of my ‘Single Ladies’ decided “Did you put a ring on it?”...

Jan 30th