britches

I failed my driving test today, before...

frank-wut: vtlovin: fml How Don’t worry. One of my friends failed by going the wrong way...

Mar 30th

Q. Do you think Minnie Driver drives a...

Answers on a post card purleese.

Mar 30th

FAO: Mabel

OMG - Just read your comment to the ghey cow joke… One word. Inspired! Love it!!

Mar 29th

And I really don't give a shit what...

Mar 29th

I really don't care which 'Barbie' you...

Mar 29th

I love my FB.

Mar 29th

What do gay cows eat?

pie0: angelintheangle:(via dweeler) HAEYYYYYYYYYYY!

Mar 29th

I have to laugh...

…When fuglys from High School post their ‘photoshoot’ pictures on FaceStalkBook....

Mar 29th

Watch

Emma Bunton - ‘Maybe’ Love the video, Bob Fosse inspired.

Mar 29th

extremewhalerider: We’re practically making the same face! ...

Mar 29th

…And again.

Mar 29th

Oh hai camera!

Mar 29th

Yes! TiVO!

Mar 26th

AAAAAAAAA@@@@@@@@@@@@@rGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGJGH...

TiVO! COMING. TO. NEW ZEALAND. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HAPPINESS IN MY FUTURE.

Mar 26th

Watch

Girls Aloud - ‘Untouchable’ Official music video.

Mar 25th

12? 12? TWELVE?!?!?!

Mar 25th

“There are a couple of grumpy old bastards (also from the UK,...”
— Mabel … [I raise my hand...

Mar 25th

Watch

pie0: Eminem - Guilty Conscience One of my favourite music videos. Same. I know. It’s...

Mar 24th

“Swimming is good for you… especially if you’re...”

Mar 24th

“I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live...”
— Dolly Parton

Mar 22nd

Government dumps stupid copyright law

Mar 22nd

Note to self:

New gray top creates belly-button fluff. DO NOT WEAR on nights of possible sexxing and/or nu-di-ty.

Mar 19th

WWLLD?

What Would Liz Lemon Do? Because I just wrote that on Twitter and thought it was too good to only...

Mar 18th

I thought I saw a 12-legged spider...

…Turned out it was just two ‘Daddy-Long-Legs’ having sex. Lame.

Mar 17th

So now the Pope is saying that condoms...

If I was a Catholic I would be very embarrassed that he was the representative of my religion.

Mar 17th

somethingsnarky: For Britches. Love for my sister.

Mar 17th

Reblog with the last sentence in your...

shanexcore: stirrednotshaken: the-best-on-mars: “I slapped the dog shit outta that nigga :]” ”...

Mar 16th

“Coq a vin? I thought that was sex in a lorry.”
— Kat Slater.

Mar 16th

jonoh: geekyrappinghood: “And on the third day, God...

Mar 16th

My ex was a complete and utter psycho,...

…Like one time, there were two club nights holding a joint event. ‘Beyond’ and...

Mar 16th

'Call 0800-4-CURVES'

OMG OMG WHAT? I ONLY SAW THE END OF THAT AD. WHAT ARE THEY SELLING? SHALL I CALL THEM AND BE ALL...

Mar 16th

My faux arrogance lost me a follower.

Oh well, they obviously know someone funnier than me… NO WAIT, that is not possible.

Mar 16th

According to Tumblr my 'tumblr crush' #1...

MYSELF. You know, y’all, this really doesn’t surprise me, and is an accurate...

Mar 16th

“Many hundreds of books and predictions have been made...”
— Erm, think about it… No...

Mar 15th

“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ...”
— Winston Churchill

Mar 15th

True fact:

Maggie “Janice from Friends” Wheeler used to babysit for a chimpanzee raised as a human...

Mar 15th

'Ellen' is on...

…And I mean the pre-portia-licking, camp as sitcom! OMFG, so much for going to bed,...

Mar 15th

Listen

bitchville: Lily Allen - Who’d Have Known I literally just finished listening to this song. Love...

Mar 15th

Me drinking wine! Mmmm, day off...

Mar 15th

I AM Hung-:

A: -over? B: -gry? C: -.? D: All of the above.

Mar 14th

I am totally the best boyfriend ever...

…And you had better like this considering I am carrying the equivalent of a small country on...

Mar 12th

OFFICIAL 'If U Seek Amy' video! OMG, I just...

Mar 12th

"People you may know" should really be...

…”People you do know but for whatever reason have chosen not to add as a...

Mar 11th

When my parent's bedroom door closes...

…Part of me thinks: Awww they got together when they were 16 and they’re still so in...

Mar 11th

“I gave up boys in their twenties when I was in my early...”
— Mabel = winner!

Mar 11th

FAO: Mabel

Cougars are so hot right now! But alas I like the peen. But still. 22 would be a coup!

Mar 11th

Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot...

Mar 11th

Thanks y'all. God I am shit at English...

Mar 11th

I thought metaphor, but it's not a very...

Mar 11th

OK, Tumblr. I need your assistance:

So I have an English Language & Literature degree. I got a 2.1… BUT I am unable to help my...

Mar 11th

So I have only been in my new job a...

…And the results are as follows: I am sitting on a 132.79% sales for the week against my...

Mar 11th

Older men may have less intelligent kids

Mar 10th

“Fine. You look disgusting and ugly and I am embarassed to...”
— Me, to Marshall, because my...

Mar 10th

'Underbelly' is like a "who's who" of...

…And this is a good thing (Season 1 only, natch.!).

Mar 10th

URGH! Scrubs is on! And I can't find my...

Mar 10th

My twitter: rob_britches

Mar 10th

Firefox it is then!

Mar 10th

Am I the only one who doesn't like...

(via skylor) Hate also. Give me a real guy anyday.

Mar 10th

I'm thinking about using something other...

…Which thingybob should I use?

Mar 10th

I agree almostnever.

Mar 10th

mabelmoments: via With all the Barbie turns 50...

Mar 9th

It wasn't directed at anyone...

…And people can use Tumblr/dashboard for whatever they want. But remember that the dashboard...

Mar 9th

The Tumblr dashboard is not...

Mar 9th

You’ve had a hard life gurl (see below). I feel your...

Mar 9th

Turns out Barbie has had a tough life. First her brother...

Mar 9th

“You’ll be wearing tampons after I’ve bummed you”
— This totally tops my favourite...

Mar 9th

Homogaysexuality causes extinction - FACT.

Mar 9th

“Take a shit. I want you to shit in my house.”
— Anon.

Mar 9th

This album. Quite good.

Mar 9th

Yours truly, fake tan was my frenemy at the time.

Mar 9th

My favourite film.

Mar 9th

I just changed my Tumblr picture for the...

Mar 9th

Robert deNiro as Frankenstein’s monster.

Mar 9th

“Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same...”

Mar 9th

I <3 that this picture is the answer to a question I was...

Mar 9th

H.Bo-Cart as Frankenstein’s bride.

Mar 9th

I think I may have met the dumbest guy...

…So I had a training session this weekend. And a guy actually said to me the following...

Mar 8th

“I would say that you have to have ass in moderation.”
— Margaret Cho, the definition...

Mar 8th

“You know, I have pretty low standards… but he was just...”
— Margaret Cho

Mar 8th

“…Dedicated eternally to britches, I have to say that...”
— Mabel - on the subject of the...

Mar 4th

It takes a lot of effort to be this...

Mar 4th

(via keflex)

Mar 4th

mabelmoments: Dear Kapi “no one is on tumblr” I’ll have you know you’re surrounded by the finest...

Mar 4th

MILESTONE!

Follower milestone!

Mar 4th

“And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever...”
— TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART...

Mar 4th

I think a Scream trilogy night is in...

…Well, maybe just the first one.

Mar 4th

“So I had sex with a woman …and I went through this...”
— Margaret Cho

Mar 4th

peetypassion: Becks……….

Mar 4th

“Tick tock, tick tock/Come and get me while I’m hot”
— Britney Jean

Mar 4th

Ok, and now I am done with the bogey...

Promise… unless something too good to resist comes up. x

Mar 3rd

(photo via saintnate, this post is of no relevance to...

Mar 3rd

ylizabeth: imkevin: Really enjoying this these past couple...

Mar 3rd

tambourineguy: aaww  I’m gay for Jamie.

Mar 3rd

“Oh he looks like the guy from High School Musical… Not...”
— Me, to my new...

Mar 3rd

OMG! THIS IS A REAL FILM?! Exciting! I love how the...

Mar 3rd

Why is 'Gimme More' not on the set list...

Straaaaaaaaanger.

Mar 3rd

Watch

Britney’s tour rehearsals! Jizz jizz!

Mar 3rd

Mar 2nd

Describing words/phrases that are code...

Jolly ‘Larger than life’ [literally in some cases] Bubbly Cuddly

Mar 2nd

Britches is from LDN innit.

Mar 2nd

Let's all develop a British accent and...

dare: (via crochetfrocks)  Oh, erm. I win at ENGLISH accents. There is no such thing as a British...

Mar 2nd

faggotry: Feline AIDS is camp  It’s the Number 1...

Mar 2nd

“Everybody dance now… Bow ba ba ba...

Mar 2nd

I miss Sarah Palin's presence in my...

Mar 2nd

FAO: mabel

I am more like a fine cider.

Mar 2nd

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and...”

Mar 2nd

“I am replacing ‘can’t’ with...”
— Melinda.

Mar 2nd

'Dancing With The Stars' New Zealand...

…I am excite! Even though I have no idea who any (bar the hot gay tv presenter) of them are....

Mar 2nd

I believe the question was: “Who will do any kind...

Mar 2nd

Man leaves £8,800 in public toilet.

Mar 2nd

Watch

“I dance I dance I dance, around my Mexican Hat…”

Mar 2nd

JUST TO CLARIFY THIS ISN'T A DIG/ATTACK...

…I think ‘The Bachelor’ is getting more live-blogging then election night and...

Mar 2nd

Want.

Mar 2nd

OLGA I LOVE YOU!

That is all. She can be found here.

Mar 2nd

It was in reference to having an "I...

…And not a direct attack on your, or anyone’s right to post what they want. The same as...

Mar 2nd

natface: danhacker: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett - The...

Mar 2nd

Reasons to have an "I don't like" button

somethingsnarky: #2: All the people live-blogging “The Bachlor.” If your friends don’t want to hear...

Mar 2nd

“I’ve weighed over one hundred kilos since the last...”
— Magda “Sharon...

Mar 2nd

I need an "I don't like" button for the...

…Not cool boyfriend, not cool.

Mar 2nd

Watch

extrafirmhold: ‘Yo Stank’ - Hot Coco (Jennifer Coolidge in Nip/Tuck). OH J-COOL YOU CAN DO NO...

Mar 1st

I just unfollowed 74 people...

…I noticed a few of my early followers have unfollowed me recently. Maybe it was because I...

Mar 1st

Since I was told today that my blog...

…Faggot. Yes. Faggy faggle faggot. Fag. Faggot. Hopefully this rectum-fies the situation.

Feb 28th

“WAR OF THE WORLDS Reviewed by Daniel: I hate Tom Cruise. I...”
— JBHiFi Queen Street. The best...

Feb 28th

“PIZZA LADY: “Here you are sorry for your...”
— Yes, we went to Dominos Pizza...

Feb 28th