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Ostriches only make sounds when they're...

…The more you know.

Apr 29th

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mabelmoments: Abba - Dancing Queen For my tweet mate, britches You are the tweeting queen…...

Apr 29th

Yes, I just worked "Dancing Queen" into...

Go see… rob_britches

Apr 29th

Does anyone remember Faceparty? More...

Apr 29th

“Ring my bell”

Apr 29th

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Girls Aloud - ‘Something Kinda Ooooh’ Live All kinds of camp… Lip gloss, wind...

Apr 29th

Interesting turn of phrase NZ Herald!

Apr 29th

A guy gave me his number at work...

…Was kinda cringe-worthy. Sorry ‘Taylor’, no deal.

Apr 29th

I GOT SENT A AUDIO BY A FELLOW TUMBLR OF...

Apr 29th

I’m safe!

Apr 29th

tlicious: HEY HEAUX! -can we talk Girls Aloud please…I’m...

Apr 28th

tlicious: Vanessa and Mollie are DEF my favs! That indian...

Apr 28th

A FOUR HOUR NAP?! WHAT THE WHAT? I AM AN...

Apr 28th

“[redacted - a colleague] said something about your guy. She...”
— A colleague, sounding a little...

Apr 28th

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there...”
— Franklin P. Jones

Apr 28th

planet-colors: lolwat?

Apr 27th

Not that you're not all wonderful,...

Apr 27th

FAO: somethingsnarky

You named your kitten Oscar Wilde… that has sealed the deal BFF.

Apr 27th

Charm School:

Me: I need your opinion on something...
Tom: Ok; drop 5 pounds and trim the eybrows.
Me: ...About something other than me.

Apr 27th

“Listen to my heart can you hear it sing?”

Apr 27th

Is 'you look like Skylar from Heroes' a...

I don’t watch it so I am unsure.

Apr 27th

Someone is impersonating Miley Cyrus on...

SWOL.

Apr 27th

I just downloaded Mozilla Sunbird...

…Not quite iCal, but it’ll do.

Apr 27th

Go to an ESPN page and do the Contra code

Apr 27th

pinstripe: thebackdoor: this made me laugh more than it...

Apr 27th

“Go go go run Alan you hairy bastard.”
— Pheobe, to a stuffed teddy,...

Apr 27th

“Ask them if it would be quicker if we cut the baby’s...”
— Ross, ‘Friends’

Apr 27th

MSN FAIL:

Me: Do you have any 'La Roux' tracks?
Brother: A couple. Why?
Me: Which ones?
Brother: 'Quicksand' and 'In For The Kill'... do you want them?
Me: Yeah, can you sign into MSN and send them? [Rob hears an MSN sound in the background] Can you unblock me on MSN and send them?

Apr 27th

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shiningstar: Youtube Video of the Day: Burger King Have it Your Way Commercial For some reason I...

Apr 27th

My brother's friends have swine flu, for...

Apr 27th

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Fern & Phil make muffins on ‘This Morning’ This is a live made-it-to-air blooper of...

Apr 27th

When your beau texts you at 1pm to ask...

…You know you’re a lazy ass!

Apr 27th

I'm not a hypochondriac, but...

… I have started to panic about Swine Flu; I’ve slept with a few pigs in my time.

Apr 27th

A LOL:

Yesterday 2 guys had their commitment ceremony in a bar I was in. One of the guys was really hot...

Apr 27th

I totally got hit on at work today...

… He was ok looking, but not hot enough  to be that blatent. I was thinking like...

Apr 26th

I'm so hungry...

…Someone make me some foodz. No pork though.

Apr 26th

So 10 kids from my little brother's...

…True fact.

Apr 26th

Twilight is the emo High School Musical.

SWOL  (slit wrists out loud)

Apr 25th

When you get a message titled "I'm So So...

Apr 25th

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Tuts My Barrah has made another one! ‘Always Be My Baby’ “Shit A Hooooo” ...

Apr 25th

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The Indian ‘Nipple’ Song - EVEN BETTER! youtube’s greatest Lol.

Apr 25th

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Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) Karaoke Fail!

Apr 25th

sade: I woke up this morning to find my best friend in my living room attempting to teach herself...

Apr 24th

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Girls Aloud - “Womanizer” Live A live youtube video, so not 100% quality. But just...

Apr 24th

Uncle Robert.

Apr 24th

I've got to heat it up/Doctor, got to...

GIRLS ALOUD. BACK ON TOUR. THEIR VERSION OF ‘WOMANIZER’ TO FOLLOW PEEPS…

Apr 24th

Oh, hi new followers...

…I haven’t posted anything of interest for days, so the influx has taken me by surprise!...

Apr 21st

What is a Tumblr gayday?

I am a Tumblr. I am a gay. My presence has been requested by Jonoh, but I am unsure as to what fag...

Apr 21st

FAO: folkinz

Your analogy of the Cyrus’ discography to ‘Sophie’s Choice’ has just...

Apr 18th

I know what you did last Friday.

Apr 18th

FUCK OFF FACEBOOK QUIZZES...

…I don’t care which gay tv character you are most like. I don’t care which...

Apr 18th

(via inothernews)

Apr 18th

“USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three...”
—  David Letterman

Apr 18th

Currently watching "Lily Allen: Video...

…Every one of her videos is good stuff. Particularly ‘LDN’.

Apr 18th

I fell in a bush last night...

…Alcohol & Weed = Me & The Ground three times.

Apr 18th

S: When I step out of here it's over.
D: I think it was already. It just took us this long to get used to the idea.

Apr 16th

I realised I have kept my nasty streak...

…It’s about time for it to come out to play. This is going to be fun.

Apr 16th

“There is no “WE” in ‘Summer’; only...”

Apr 14th

“A hot lifeguard is like a kleenex… Use once, then...”
— Blair Waldorf, reminding me...

Apr 14th

From Sydney to my crotch; or "How a...

Neil: Well guess it's the price of living somwhere exotic!
Me: 'Exotic'... Sydney? You make it sound like you live in the rainforest!
Neil: Lol..well I do have a tree outside my window!
Me: Pfft! I have native bushland in my garden!
Neil: Well you should manscape then! No excuse for being unruly downstairs!!!!

Apr 14th

I have a new best friend at work...

…The girl who bought her mac in today for me to copy episodes of Season 2 Gossip Girl from!!!...

Apr 14th

“I’ll send you a photo of the boyfriend. He isn’t...”
— Katherine, honest blunt and to...

Apr 11th

“ No, Facebook. “Salem, the cat from Sabrina the...”
— Of all my FaceStalkBook...

Apr 11th

“Disney characters aren’t supposed to grow up. Just ask...”
— Walt Disney on SNL (via...

Apr 11th

Dan and Serena just broke up.

Yeah, I’m on 117 now!!! But I only have three more episodes ready after this. Shitter, what...

Apr 11th

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yeachum: sufjanssteven: sade: enjoli: I haven’t been watching this season of Bad Girls Club....

Apr 11th

enjoli: I know it’s not Wednesday, but if I don’t post...

Apr 11th

Matthew Settle:

GET IN ME. JIZZ.

Apr 11th

Oh no. It's not Tina.

Bad day.

Apr 11th

I FOUND TINA FEY'S TWITTER! HUZZAH!!

inothernews: LINK OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! (via britches) Oh, right; a link.

Apr 11th

I FOUND TINA FEY'S TWITTER! HUZZAH!!

Apr 10th

“I’m your biggest fan I’ll follow you until you...”

Apr 10th

OMFFFFFG I AM LITERALLY SITTING HERE...

I AM ON GOSSIP GIRL 116 AND SERENA JUST REVEALED THAT SHE KILLED SOMEONE. WHAT THE FUCKING FFF? I...

Apr 10th

“I prefer you to be honest… but that is incidental”

Apr 10th

“It’s your brotherly duty to stop Jenny from becoming...”
— Blair, to Dan, about...

Apr 10th

Oh yeah, so now I'm folllowing Leighton...

Apr 10th

Leighton FTW

Apr 10th

“ is saying my rabbit gave me eunf pokin last nite so dont...”
— My friend Kerry’s...

Apr 10th

dare: srsly: FUCK YOU, YOUTUBE. WITH FIRE. OMG. I know...

Apr 10th

Woah, Tumblr...

…I’m thrown by the hundreds of people NOT LAUGHING at what I just said? Like srsly, it....

Apr 10th

No, FaceStalkBook, NO. What would give you the impression I...

Apr 10th

OMG?!?!?! FaceStalkBook is FaceStalking me?!?! HOW DO YOU...

Apr 10th

“We build (software) systems like the Wright brothers built...”
— R.M. Graham, 1968

Apr 10th

extremewhalerider: I can’t help it… “I wish I knew...

Apr 10th

“Lets have some fun this beat is sick; I wanna take a ride on...”
— OK OK, I hold my hands up. I...

Apr 10th

So I just finished work...

… And I was serving my last customers of the day for ages. They were really nice, an American...

Apr 10th

Child Born with Second Penis in the Middle of...

Apr 9th

FAO: fabulash

Have you taken a Tumblr career-break? Srsly, I neeeeeed chuuuuuuu.

Apr 9th

shiningstar: inothernews: “My name is Suri Cruise… This...

Apr 9th

jamesraymond: the worst kind of rick roll. You mean the...

Apr 9th

“My name is Suri Cruise Put your hands in the air I came...”
— Jenna Maroney; who else?

Apr 9th

THERE'S A "HOW WILL YOU DIE?"...

Apr 9th

This morning on the couch

MARSHALL - extrafirmhold: WHAT THE FUCK??? TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT OFF, LIGHT OFF LIGHT OFF
Flatmate: Um. That's the sun

Apr 9th

I grew up in an area of West London...

…I have just found out that Uxbridge is an anagram of BIG DUREX. Awwwweeeesome.

Apr 9th

“I think it goes without saying that I am a sucker for a boy...”
— shiningstar - My Tumblr of the...

Apr 9th

For the record, in case you were...

…I don’t live in the US. I don’t live blog. So when quoting tv shows as they air,...

Apr 9th

FAO: shiningstar

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed your help, see this.

Apr 9th

I'm like Benjamin Button, in reverse.

(via natface) Erm, aren’t we all?

Apr 9th

scaramouche: 75% of my hall is gone, and I’m bumpin’ this...

Apr 9th

Because I haven’t blogged about Girls Aloud in at...

Apr 9th

Watch

The Saturdays - ‘Up’ Live For ghey-lords everywhere.

Apr 9th

I want to find proper Tina "Lizzing" Fey...

… shiningstar I’m looking at you for direction/assistance/help.

Apr 9th

God there are some Tumblr sluts out...

Apr 8th

thoseareturkeys: reinventthesea: deathbydebauchery: ...

Apr 8th

M-E-N-O-=

Me: Urgh! My Mum just told me she thinks she's started the 'M' word. Any tips for surviving the turbulence?
Tom: Yikes..move out!

Apr 8th

“She could play the young Barbara Streisand in a lifetime...”
— Tom, RE: this.

Apr 8th

Scary, Baby, Ginger, ....

Me: Don't judge me... But I am listening to Victoria Beckham... in an unironic way.
Tom: Consider yourself judged!

Apr 8th

Am I alone in thinking that she is actually the better of...

Apr 8th

La la la lala la la la, la la la lala la...

Apr 8th

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Girls Aloud - ‘Something Kinda Ooooh’ Live.

Apr 8th

To the girl from Uni who describes...

…Irregular capitalisation doesn’t make you, and I quote “crazy” - It makes...

Apr 8th

I had a lovely evening...

…But. Too. Much. Wine. Work tomorrow. Helpz! zzzzzzzzzzzz Mmm sav mmmm chardonnay mmmm...

Apr 7th

“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people...”

Apr 6th

I live for...

shoesandstarbucks: shoes and Starbucks…. neither of which I can afford (much). This blog will be...

Apr 6th

“Get in loser we’re going shopping”
— This is how Tom greets me on...

Apr 6th

Tamati…. This confirmed faggot had better win Dancing...

Apr 6th

Twitter: rob_britches

Apr 6th

I think you should do it "Daily News...

Apr 6th

Someone please explain to me

extremewhalerider: Why are all the extremely good looking and smart men gay?!? Trust me. There are...

Apr 6th

How Long Could You last on a Gay Pirate Ship?...

Apr 6th

“I would move to Australia and marry you. Serious.”
— Thanks migueld… to bad I...

Apr 6th

I'm pretty sure my Mum just gave me...

…Erm, Mum… WTF?

Apr 6th

thenewfilosofee: nathenmckenzie: (for ...

Apr 6th

Oh Twitter. Why are you such a douche.

Apr 6th

lifeisprettywoman: katlynlouise: thedailywhat: Sign Of...

Apr 6th

“Over the years you’ve met a number of talented...”
— The fag interviewer talking to...

Apr 6th

One more. Look at that face. Don’t mess with Nhuuu...

Apr 6th

“Yesterday’s avant-garde is today’s status quo...”
— Aunty Helen Clark. Love. Camp!

Apr 6th

Aunty Helen, NZ’s former Prime Minister. I love her...

Apr 6th

Me, giving my friend a birthday lapdance… to...

Apr 6th

(via extrafirmhold)

Apr 6th

“You can go shave your back now”

Apr 6th

“It’s coz you stopped posting, you lazy bitch. I want my...”
— somethingsnarky, thanks for...

Apr 6th

So I've lost a few followers recently...

…What changed? Did you miss my inclusion of Spice Girl photos? Did you miss my constant use of...

Apr 6th

Oh Amy. Didn’t you get the memo?

Apr 5th

“Attention, Permit me to solicit for your assistance to...”
— Erm… if you’re...

Apr 5th

“I just wanna go to the party she gon’ go can’t...”
— IUSA

Apr 5th

thephenthouse: This is one thing the Brits do right. I miss...

Apr 5th

I now get most of my news from Tumblr...

…I’m not sure if this is healthy.

Apr 5th

“If you don’t pull it together I’m gonna go Naomi...”
— Blair Waldorf

Apr 5th

“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees,...”
— Bill Vaughan

Apr 5th

North Korea launches rocket heard 'round the...

Apr 4th

An email I just sent Tom:

Hey bitch. So I was looking at Karen’s fb pictures, thinking about how she is probably the...

Apr 4th

“How do you solve a problem like Korea?”
— Me, today. In Matakana…...

Apr 4th

Is East Anglia abroad?

Me: "the princess of Essex." I just spat my wine out with laughter.
Tom: God dont you miss this country. The country where a pig can become a princess, and all it takes is to die from cancer.

Apr 2nd

“You went down almost as badly as Britney at the VMAs”
— Vanessa, to Serena - Gossip...

Apr 2nd

Watch

Lily Allen “Not Fair” - Retro video for her new single. <3 She dances and...

Apr 2nd

paulprosseda: dnallbrttn: (via itchyhead) I’m...

Apr 2nd

“Oooh, Vanessa is mean too… She’s just told...”
— Me. Yes. OK. I like love it....

Apr 1st

“I love New Zealand. I love who I am here”
— A fucking bum bandit, Adam?...

Apr 1st

Gossip Girl has a rival for my affection. And 30 Rock has...

Apr 1st

Untied States of Tara...

…Episode 1. Wow. Wow. Wow wow wow. Toni Collette is fucking amazing. “B” and...

Apr 1st

“The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web,...”
— Douglas Adams

Apr 1st

Oh, hi Mr V.

Apr 1st

dare: ...

Apr 1st

(via pedobear) Pedobear… the gift that keeps on...

Apr 1st

Oh, did I mention that I downloaded...

Apr 1st

“The reason I have some English inflection in my speech is...”
— Jenna Maroney, ‘30...

Mar 31st

“I’m Lizzing, I’m Lizzing…...”
— Liz Lemon, on laughing so hard...

Mar 31st

Move over Regina George.

Mar 31st

Based on the first three episodes...

…I am so much more of a Blair than a Serena.

Mar 31st

My new addiction.

Mar 31st

So I'm onto episode three of Gossip...

…And I guess it’s ok, like it’s kinda glossy and cool and… OMFG! I love this...

Mar 31st

The best compliment I ever did receive:

Not Me: Well you don't really say anything of substance so that's not surprising.
Me: Oww. Lol.
Not Me: I'm kidding. You've got more substance than Britney Spears' knickers.
Me: Ewww... But what a compliment. Thank you!!

Mar 31st

tambourineguy: wtf? Denny’s is following me on twitter? ...

Mar 31st

30 Rock 315 & 316 nearly downloaded...

…Byyeeeee Tumblr, see you in 40-44minutes.

Mar 31st

What is with the "Question" feature?

Mar 31st

Funny things I have seen today:

A giant billboard advertising butt plugs for $29.99. The picture is people on a bus, with a...

Mar 31st

I just bought Gossip Girl Season 1 on...

…I’ve never seen an episode… It better be good.

Mar 31st