britches

I love the term 'waifs and strays'...

…It’s sooooooooooooo English.

May 30th

Confession:

srsly: I have never seen any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.  Same same

May 30th

“Don’t bite your nails!”
— Damn, using webcam in an msn...

May 30th

Outrageous Fortune, Season 5. 2 days! Excite!!!

May 30th

“..the night time is when I miss you the most as I have no...”
— Awww, my boyfriend is on...

May 30th

bed time. Sleepy Rob. good night bitches, love britches xx

May 28th

Even with (normal flu, but I am billing it as…)swine...

May 28th

“Oh hai, of course I love tumblr and I totally...

May 28th

The ‘it’s cold and I have a cold edition’

May 28th

There's only so much photoshop can do...

May 28th

“I’m mocha choca latte You’re more expresso...”

May 28th

Pussycat Trolls NOT splitting up

May 28th

You're like glass...

…Completely see-through and easy to break.

May 28th

Watch

Cookie - ‘Do It Again’ Because for every successful British girl band, there’s a...

May 28th

Watch

The Saturdays have a new single out. Fag-tastic

May 28th

So today at work...

…I get a major complaint from a customer. She came in with her 5 young children ”to...

May 26th

I'm sick, and so is my facebook...

…My facebook has a virus, it is sending spam to people. Fail.

May 26th

Guy Fawkes weekend - I remember this night. I had the...

May 22nd

Ok so… context: My friend’s (then) 6 year-old...

May 22nd

“You can’t knock ‘em out, you can’t walk...”
— Lily - “Knock ‘Em...

May 22nd

“Do you think his favourite type of human is Caucasian? Do...”
— Lily Allen - ‘Him’...

May 22nd

“I don’t want anything more than to see your face when...”

May 22nd

“I’m your biggest fan, I’ll FOLLOW you until you...”
— Is Tranny Gaga a tumblr?!...

May 22nd

I actually really like the name...

…When I was younger I HATED it, but now I’m older, I am so happy I have a traditional,...

May 22nd

So my (gay, male) regional manager said...

“Oh the young hot guys don’t want to buy anything, they probably just come in to see you...

May 22nd

Because you have to get this mean at...

Me [to a persistant guy who KEEPS coming up to me]: "Did you trip over it?"
Him: "What?"
Me: "My guide dog. Did you trip over my guide dog?"
Him: "You don't have a guide dog..."
Me: "Exactly, so I'm not blind. I can see your face."

May 22nd

I am a firm believer in style over...

…Which is why I hit the ‘follow’ button much quicker with hotties. I’m...

May 22nd

When I'm with you baby, I go outta my...

May 22nd

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I...

May 22nd

havent-got-a-prayer: You’re so gay, and you don’t even like...

May 22nd

…and the remake, coming soon to theatres near...

May 22nd

Guess what I’m watching…

May 22nd

jonoh: Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were...

May 21st

(via aydreeinkosel) You learn something new every day.

May 21st

Is Miley sib’s “Cute Girl”?!

May 21st

migueld: fuckyeahsib: NEVER FORGET does this make SiB the...

May 21st

Man, I need to evolve. My phone is old.

May 21st

Need to hear this song.

May 21st

fuckyeahsib.tumblr.com

LOLz

May 21st

“Oh I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed....”

May 21st

I'll take my clothes off and it will be...

(via havent-got-a-prayer)

May 21st

“So we were talking about how we conceived our children, and...”
— My colleagues, clearly too...

May 21st

nedhepburn: tumblr is like World Of Warcraft for people with feelings.

May 21st

Watch

Splash - “Aloha” THIS IS SO AWFUL, SO CRINGEWORTHY, SO FAG-TASTIC… I love...

May 21st

Am I eating chocolate digestive biscuits...

Why yes, yes I am.

May 21st

My favourite ranger. All the signs were there from a young...

May 21st

The slogan for this should be: “Sustaining...

May 21st

My best friend finished Uni yesterday...

…He (TOM) is in the UK, so he decided to call me at 3AM!!!! NZ-time to tell me about it. And...

May 21st

NO NEW ZEALAND TELEVISION... DO NOT...

May 20th

Tumblr...

My laptop broken. Me broken. Need electronical communication. SOS… If you are reading this,...

May 14th

So I went to see X-Men Origins:...

…It was pretty shit, to be honest. BUT My disdain for Transformers has been...

May 9th

Facebook just suggested that I become a...

…OK, Facebook knows too much. Are you saying I look fat in my pictures FB?

May 7th

I'm the fifth most popular tumblr in NZ...

…Thanks new Tumblr feature! Thank you muchly.

May 7th

Yes x10000

May 6th

Ghetto Fabulous.

May 6th

May 6th

“Aww baby. I miss you. TOMORROW! Hey guess what? You have...”
— It’s things like this...

May 6th

Watch

Girls Aloud performing ‘Push It’ props to Cheryl, she actually pulls it off.

May 6th

Watch

Sugababes and Patti La Belle perform ‘Lady Marmalade’

May 5th

UH OH. IT BROKE.

I need to perform emergency surgery on my laptop charger. Someone get the cellotape and scissors...

May 5th

"Lady Gag" is the best typo I have read...

…Thanks Melinda!

May 5th

My charger is being held in position by...

…Time for a new laptop, I think…

May 5th

I have a spot and I never get them...

…So I put like a bit bottle of tea tree oil on it… then rubbed my eyes. It burns, it...

May 5th

“Just because I don’t have fallopian tubes...”
— Me, to Mel, just now! Right...

May 5th

“Never forget, it’s not you, it’s your...”
— Erm, Sure Slim I admire your...

May 5th

“[redacted] is hangin so gonna av a bbq n get bk 2 da pub...”
— Why am I friends with someone...

May 5th

“For every Monica and Chandler there’s a Rachel and...”
— Luke reminded me of when I...

May 5th

“Why are you talking to me? Do I have a guide dog? No, so...”
— I said this to some old man...

May 5th

Watch

‘Do-re-mi’ flash mob. Soooo feel good. Watch watch watch.

May 5th

Listen

fuckyeahgirlsaloud: Girls Aloud - Miss You Bow Wow

May 5th

I posted my reblog about the fanta-hair...

…Who knew I knew THREE carrot-pants?

May 5th

“I called up the Psychic Friends Network. They said,...”
— Broderick Rice

May 5th

I came home from work to a lovely, long...

Thanks gorgeous <3!

May 5th

“I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you...”
— Danny (via helenpham)

May 4th

Britney 'concerned about vocal damage'

May 4th

“I went in and said: If I see one more gratuitous shot of...”
— The Hoff, on...

May 4th

(via wefaptoboys)

May 4th

FAO: havent-got-a-prayer

Your FB status is ADORABLE!!!

May 4th

OMFG STALKER CAME IN AGAIN TODAY.

May 4th

Stalkergate; a timeline:

Last Monday: A man boy comes into my work and flirts his arsehole off despite my clear lack of...

May 3rd

FAO: kapi

You know me so well. If I was still living in LDN I would totes suggest a...

May 2nd

My 90s girlband nostalgia trip lost me...

…Erm, hello?!?! THE SPICE GIRLS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Fag off.

May 2nd

havent-got-a-prayer: Today was an Amy Winehouse day. ...

May 2nd

Watch

THE ICONIC MOMENT OF 90’s BRITISH POP CULTURE. “Who Do You Think You Are?” by The...

May 2nd

Watch

All Saints - ‘Never Ever’ live at the Brit Awards 1998 Because before there were Girls...

May 2nd

“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I...”
— Peter O`Toole

May 2nd

“OMG. Had mad crazy weekend!! I had this dj come up to me and...”
— Melinda, your weekend was...

May 2nd

Off to the Upper East Side...

…Back in 40minutes, You know you love me X O X O britches.

May 2nd

...And don't forget the fact one of the...

May 2nd

“I was driving when you text. Singing Mamma Mia songs with...”
— Beau is adorable.

May 2nd

I have seen Girls Aloud live at G-A-Y 8...

May 2nd

THE LIPS. LOOK AT THE LIPS!

May 2nd

Textual:

Beau: What are you doing this evening my honey? x
Me: No plans for the evening. Going to chill I guess. Maybe a wine. Maybe a date with the girl of the gossip. x
Beau: Sounds perfect. Wish I was joining you. x

May 2nd

If I were a boy breeder, Even just for a day…..

May 2nd

"Music On Demand"

Those three little words that ruin many an illegal mp3 download. And you listen to the “Music...

May 2nd

tlicious: For Britches…bc he has me in the mood now. Look...

May 2nd

“She dates black men…you KNOW she must suck a good...”
— tlicious - on Kimberly from...

May 2nd

The [new] Girls!

May 2nd

The Girls.

May 2nd

FAO: tlicious

You’ve Got Mail.

May 2nd

“Through wind and rain we got here Now we’re flying babe...”
— -Untouchable, Girls Aloud (I’m...

May 2nd

I’m watching one of my favourite ‘Friends’...

May 2nd

“I don’t get older. I just get better.”
— Monica, ‘Friends’

May 2nd

Lolz.

May 2nd

May 2nd

"You might also like..."

…Is full of people I’ve unfollowed. Stupid faggot unfollows mainly. Get your shit...

May 2nd

I read a resume today of someone called...

…That’s it. I’m changing my name.

May 2nd

“Persistence is futile”

May 2nd

"[redacted] thinks thai food after 14...

Why am I your “friend” on FaceStalkBook? I think your face was a mistake.

May 1st

“Pig dressed up” - thanks google image search...

May 1st

So I google imaged "pig dressed up" to...

May 1st

Swine Flu? Is that yooooooooooou?

May 1st

Chase me anyday.

May 1st

“You have finished work now. Hooray for my baby!”
— A text I just got from the...

May 1st

Q. What's spreading faster than Swine...

A. Your legs slut.

May 1st