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Sugababes, “Get Sexy” New single.  After 10 years of doing the ‘too cool to...

Jul 30th

Awww, the home videos released of...

…When the sing “You are my Daddy, my only Daddy. You make me happy, when skies are...

Jul 29th

“At first I was afraid, I was petrified…”
— Disco. Classic.

Jul 29th

I wish I hadn't left my 30 Rock dvds at...

…BORING TELLY. BOOOOOORRRRRRRRRING. I have been reduced to Facebooking… FACEBOOKING...

Jul 29th

So ANOTHER gay guy offered me his number...

…The third in 3 months.  I worked in Soho for TWO YEARS and nada.  I work in suburban Auckland...

Jul 28th

FB status chats

Mel: OMG rob seriously those gay tweens are going to be all lined up single file outside the shop before you even get in tomorrow. Wear a helmet.
Me: "Wear a helmet" - good to see you advocate safe sex without even thinking!
Mel: Well I hope you are teaching your fans/stalkers/tweens/cult followers how to live a healthy disease free life Rob. You're a role model now... Like Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan.
Me: Haha!!!!! Lol x 10000

Jul 28th

“Camp doesn’t have to mean camping”
— My brother is so...

Jul 28th

"We've been making eyes at each other...

No, no old man we hadn’t.  I was made aware of your constant staring and I smiled because I am...

Jul 24th

Did I just drink 1/2 a bottle of wine in...

Yes, yes I did. Next stop Burger King.

Jul 24th

“You have nothing to lose… except the extra weight”
— Now normally infomercials for...

Jul 23rd

FAO: thekingdomblog

LOVING THE COMMENTS ON THE MUGSHOTS. AWESOME IS NOT THE WORD.

Jul 22nd

I'm a really slutty drunk.

(via srsly) Hun, that’s nothing, I’m a really drunk slutty.

Jul 22nd

My weekend has begun...

…I predict I will be suffering from swine flu in the AM. Huzzah.

Jul 22nd

Kevin Spacey is kind of a DILF

Jul 22nd

"It's a little windy"...

…Fuck you weather girl.  I swear a sheep just blew past my window.  Also too, you look like a...

Jul 22nd

“If I had to live my life without you near me The days would...”
— The most beautiful email I...

Jul 22nd

(via lafuguedantoine)

Jul 21st

My boyfriend has a few pet names for...

…My favourite is “Lil Squirrel” and also “Wriggly Worm” because I wake...

Jul 21st

“I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to...”

Jul 21st

“He’s just so ugly. He’s like Miss Piggy and...”
— Me, to Tom, about a former...

Jul 21st

“Get in loser we’re going shopping”

Jul 21st

This is my 2009th post on Tumblr... and...

…Numbers, people. Coincidence I think not.  I really should have made it memorable, but...

Jul 20th

Me, in a few words.

Me: It's ok, I am pretty amazing.
Delme: Modest too.
Me: Exactly... I am modestly amazing!

Jul 20th

Reblog this if you wished you could play...

ginobambino: unparalized: (via mthrfknluis)

Jul 13th

"PET AIR"

Only in America… It sounds like something Tracy Jordan would invest in.

Jul 13th

Being in love plays havoc with your...

…I am spending time outside? I am not using the internet for days at a time? I am going out to...

Jul 13th

This just sums it up. Tumble-fail.

Jul 13th

I know I've been a little MIA recently,...

Don’t worry folks!

Jul 13th

It's pretty tragic you reblogged a...

Jul 6th

FAO: mabel

My reblog of you was my 2,000th post! I shall cite Australian ‘legend’ Stefan Dennis to...

Jun 30th

FAO: Britches

mabelmoments: He’s lovely and I’m jellyarse. (But, to me, you’ll always be the loveliest) I know...

Jun 30th

Our first official photo… He looks hot, I look like I...

Jun 30th