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22 year old English boy, now living in Auckland, NZ.
I want to say that this blog is all deep and meaningful, but it's totally not. At all.

> AIM: britchestumblr
> email: nzznnz@hotmail.com
> twitter: rob_britches

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Jul
30th
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified…
— Disco. Classic.
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I wish I hadn't left my 30 Rock dvds at my BF's house...

…BORING TELLY. BOOOOOORRRRRRRRRING. I have been reduced to Facebooking… FACEBOOKING goddammit.

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Jul
29th
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So ANOTHER gay guy offered me his number at work this weekend...

…The third in 3 months.  I worked in Soho for TWO YEARS and nada.  I work in suburban Auckland and pow, dick on a plate.  So weird.  He was another tween, he was fuggers.  My boyfriend is an adult, he is hot.  Decisions decisions… I don’t think.

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FB status chats

  • Mel: OMG rob seriously those gay tweens are going to be all lined up single file outside the shop before you even get in tomorrow. Wear a helmet.
  • Me: "Wear a helmet" - good to see you advocate safe sex without even thinking!
  • Mel: Well I hope you are teaching your fans/stalkers/tweens/cult followers how to live a healthy disease free life Rob. You're a role model now... Like Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan.
  • Me: Haha!!!!! Lol x 10000
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Camp doesn’t have to mean camping
— My brother is so unintentionally profound.
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Jul
25th
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"We've been making eyes at each other all night"

No, no old man we hadn’t.  I was made aware of your constant staring and I smiled because I am nice.  It wasn’t a ‘jump on my cock’ smile.  It was a ‘I’m not a cunt like most other 20somethings at Family Bar’ smile.  You should be someone’s Grandad, were far too old to even know who Lady Gaga is, let alone be dancing to her, and I most certainly was not making eyes at you. End.

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Jul
24th
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You have nothing to lose… except the extra weight
— Now normally infomercials for work-out aides usually annoy me.  It’s like ‘no you didn’t drop 20 dress sizes by using that heap of junk for 2weeks, get off my tv and go back to MaccyDs’ but this is refreshingly and brutally honest, and if I was a fatty, I would have totally bought it.  Fat people of NZ, you just got served by the blonde from Good Morning!
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FAO: thekingdomblog

LOVING THE COMMENTS ON THE MUGSHOTS. AWESOME IS NOT THE WORD.

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I'm a really slutty drunk.

(via srsly)

Hun, that’s nothing, I’m a really drunk slutty.

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Jul
23rd
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My weekend has begun...

…I predict I will be suffering from swine flu in the AM. Huzzah.

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"It's a little windy"...

…Fuck you weather girl.  I swear a sheep just blew past my window.  Also too, you look like a drag queen.  Did the gale-force winds apply your make-up.  Tranny.

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If I had to live my life without you near me
The days would all be so empty the night’s would seem so long
With you I see forever oh so clearly
I might have been in love before
But it NEVER felt this strong
Our dreams are young and we both know
They’ll take us where we want to go
Hold me now
Touch me now
I don’t want to live without you

Nothing’s going to change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure ofI’ll never ask for more than your love
Nothing’s going to change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing’s going to change my love for you

If the road ahead is not so easy
Our love will lead the way for us
Like a guiding star
I’ll be there for you if you should you need me
You don’t have to change a thing
I love you just the way you are
So come with me and share the view
I’ll help you see forever too
Hold me now
Touch me now
I don’t want to live without you

Nothing’s going to change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I’ll never ask for more than your love
Nothing’s going to change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing’s going to change my love for you

— The most beautiful email I have ever been sent.
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Jul
22nd
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