britches RSS

22 year old English boy, now living in Auckland, NZ.
I want to say that this blog is all deep and meaningful, but it's totally not. At all.

> AIM: britchestumblr
> email: nzznnz@hotmail.com
> twitter: rob_britches

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Jul
22nd
Wed
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My boyfriend has a few pet names for me...

…My favourite is “Lil Squirrel” and also “Wriggly Worm” because I wake up first and wriggle my way into his arms and fidget until he wakes up. <3

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I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot…
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He’s just so ugly. He’s like Miss Piggy and Sloth’s secret, shameful love child.
— Me, to Tom, about a former frenemy.
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Get in loser we’re going shopping
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Jul
21st
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This is my 2009th post on Tumblr... and it is 2009....

…Numbers, people. Coincidence I think not.  I really should have made it memorable, but instead I will use this landmark post to sum up my blog so far… “Fag… Spice Girls fag fag… bitch… 30 fag Rock… twitter… faggle… GirlsAloud picture bukkake… fag. Fag.”

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Me, in a few words.

  • Me: It's ok, I am pretty amazing.
  • Delme: Modest too.
  • Me: Exactly... I am modestly amazing!
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Jul
14th
Tue
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"PET AIR"

Only in America… It sounds like something Tracy Jordan would invest in.

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Being in love plays havoc with your tumblr...

…I am spending time outside? I am not using the internet for days at a time? I am going out to bars and not drinking til I fall over? Isn’t love funny.

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This just sums it up. Tumble-fail.

This just sums it up. Tumble-fail.

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Jul
7th
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Jul
1st
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FAO: mabel

My reblog of you was my 2,000th post! I shall cite Australian ‘legend’ Stefan Dennis to summarise this landmark event:

  • “Don’t It Make You Feel Good”

I bet it does!

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FAO: Britches

mabelmoments:

He’s lovely and I’m jellyarse. (But, to me, you’ll always be the loveliest)

I know what you mean about the shoulder, I always get this weird extender arm thing happening in pics.

Happy Love and Lust to you.

 Haha, I’ll let him know Mabel approves… When I have explained what Tumblr, twitter is etc. etc. he will be very much appreciative!

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Our first official photo&#8230; He looks hot, I look like I am doing some weird contortionist impression&#8230; my shoulder is like a seperate person.

Our first official photo… He looks hot, I look like I am doing some weird contortionist impression… my shoulder is like a seperate person.

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