Jul
25th
Sat
25th
"We've been making eyes at each other all night"
No, no old man we hadn’t. I was made aware of your constant staring and I smiled because I am nice. It wasn’t a ‘jump on my cock’ smile. It was a ‘I’m not a cunt like most other 20somethings at Family Bar’ smile. You should be someone’s Grandad, were far too old to even know who Lady Gaga is, let alone be dancing to her, and I most certainly was not making eyes at you. End.
