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22 year old English boy, now living in Auckland, NZ.
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…and on the subject of comebacks.  I thought I would commemorate my Tumblr comeback with the comeback of a British Girlband. So the story goes:
1998 Siobhan (not pictured) Mutya (not pictured) & Keisha (not pictured) launch to critical acclaim in the UK as a girlband who focus on writing lyrics and not wearing next to nothing to sell records… Their lack of flesh a general fuglyness leads to them being dropped.
2001 - Heidi (pictured - the airbrushed blonde) replaces Siobhan.
2005 - Amelle (pictured - the trailer trash looking bint far left) replaces Mutya
So, the story so far… Only one Original member (those of you that have been paying attention to the first line will know what’s coming next)
2009 - Jade (pictured - the one who isn’t the other two) replaces Keisha and in doing so replaces the last original member.

NOW, I actually am not precious about which face is on the girl singing, I don’t care that not a one of them is an original member.  What annoys me is  how the Sugababes4.0 have become everything Sugababes1.0 said they would never be. Girls who gyrate and wear hardly any clothes to sell records. Also too, the cover looks like it was made with the profits of Catfights & Spotlights [previous album; flopped; hence replacement of last orignal member], which everyone knows was exactly £7.55.

…and on the subject of comebacks.  I thought I would commemorate my Tumblr comeback with the comeback of a British Girlband. So the story goes:

1998 Siobhan (not pictured) Mutya (not pictured) & Keisha (not pictured) launch to critical acclaim in the UK as a girlband who focus on writing lyrics and not wearing next to nothing to sell records… Their lack of flesh a general fuglyness leads to them being dropped.

2001 - Heidi (pictured - the airbrushed blonde) replaces Siobhan.

2005 - Amelle (pictured - the trailer trash looking bint far left) replaces Mutya

So, the story so far… Only one Original member (those of you that have been paying attention to the first line will know what’s coming next)

2009 - Jade (pictured - the one who isn’t the other two) replaces Keisha and in doing so replaces the last original member.

NOW, I actually am not precious about which face is on the girl singing, I don’t care that not a one of them is an original member.  What annoys me is  how the Sugababes4.0 have become everything Sugababes1.0 said they would never be. Girls who gyrate and wear hardly any clothes to sell records. Also too, the cover looks like it was made with the profits of Catfights & Spotlights [previous album; flopped; hence replacement of last orignal member], which everyone knows was exactly £7.55.

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